Senseless Rambles

This week Nick and Tristan take you on a trip to brain-rot city by discussing the logistics of cum lattes, questioning the morality of owning a very short person just for their seed, and ultimately deciding that Dunkin's is clearly not reaching their full potential. Don't worry, we talk about things that aren't a 45 year old Dunkin midget's nut, but we all know that's what you really came here for. I mean cmon. Read the name. We ramble senselessly. Dunkin please god sponsor us I want this so bad. (P.S. - Morals are bad for business. Bjorg can and will be beating off into your cappuchino).

This week the boys take a peek into the endless abyss of old age by inviting their two oldest, wisest, and most importantly oldest friends on the show; Rob and Atticus. The two tell them tales of the stone age (also known as the 2000's) and tell the boys why they shouldn't run from the police and why they should smoke as many cigarettes as possible. Is the advice good? Absolutely not. Is it senseless? Yeah, what else would it be. You should know that by now. I eat sandpaper. Its time to ramble.

The boys bring on their two friends Riley and Mike to take a big old piss on the world and everything it stands for. Zombie movies, wheelchair salves, and even Joe Biden: No one is safe from Mike and Riley's arguments, and we got it all on camera. Think this episode is a bit high brow? Don't worry, all those two know how to do is ramble senselessly.

This week the boys try to spook the audience by dressing up as Goofy, Marshmello, Naruto, and a Bob Ross Painting. If that wasn't scary enough, we also talk about a weird Frankenstien man, sniffing celebrities butts, and pooping so hard you pass out. Don't let the disguises fool you, we're still gonna ramble senselessly.

This week the boys invite you to take a deeper look into the not so pretty parts of the friendgroup with some rare behind the scenes footage of a boxing match that took place in Nick's backyard. Of course there's some normal topics such as SIRI being a racist rapper and the intricacies of Dr. Squanchy, but when you see how hard we got hit in the nuts, you'll truly understand why we ramble senselessly.

This week the boys take a dive into the olden days with one of their good friends Kyle, discussing topics such as the nostalgia of history class, advanced adult video search tactics, the homelessness crisis in Hawaii, and Disney giving drugs to animals for fun. You viewers at home can judge Disney all you want but just think about it, if a Monkey did DMT, maybe even he could ramble senselessly. 

The boys lose their grasp on reality and question everything they know this week, like topics such as the OSHA guy being a virgin, the value of eating spiders, and quite literally religion as a whole. Also, we talked about milk way too often, and if you didn't expect that then obviously you don't know us well enough. It's literally in the name, all we do is ramble senselessly. 

The boys try to prove they have female friends this week by inviting Jess onto the set and asking her about mosquitos, saying the F-slur at Chipoltle, and peeing in cups. Is this podcast a bit of a boys club? Yeah, it's pretty hard to argue. Is there room for a girl to hop in once in a while? You bet your bottom dollar. We believe in equality here. Race? Gender? A furry who rides a unicycle while playing classical Cello? Doesn't matter, we still believe that if you try, you too can Ramble Senselessly. 

The boys are looking to impress this week with a full set and, believe it or not, every single host. With the stars aligned and the listeners asses primed, the boys will talk about Winnie the Pooh killing innocents, Atticus the mortal combat monster, a little bit too much morphine and a little bit too much mac and cheese. It feels good to be back everyone, and you better bet we're sticking around, because we are contractually obligated to ramble senselessly.

0:00 - 4:30 | Toast (ASL for idiots)

4:30 - 5:22 | Welcome to the Nick and Tristan show

5:22 - 27:26 | All of the boys funniest moments

27:26 - 29:30 | Tristan finally ran away from us

29:30 - 32:10 | Advice for a new home owner, from a new home owner

32:10 - 34:32 | The drunk mortal combat menace

34:32 - 35:11 | We finally got video

35:11 - 37:22 | We also got a code

37:22 - 42:55 | Winnie the Pooh: Honey and Blood

42:55 - 46:35 | Damian the herd expert

46:35 - 52:15 | Crazy Joe needs his toes

52:15 - 59:20 | Hefty Wahwah’s newest Jam

59:20 - 1:00:16 | Outro

The boys find themselves in quite the predicament this week, because Tristian and Nick have both mysteriously vanished. To save the show, Ryan and Dylan had to initiate the E.S.P (The Emergency Senseless Protocol) to summon "The Guy" and the illusive Bub to fill up the dead space, making sure the viewers braincells are being killed at the same rate as usual. With talk of ass diamonds, Elon Musk's super secret bunker, and literally just arson, I think it's safe to say that the boys did great. It's not the normal lineup, but it works, cause at the end of the day all we gotta do is ramble senselessly. 

0:00 -2:59 | Intro

2:59 - 4:30 | Nick gets a taste of his own medicine

4:30 - 5:10 | We miss Tristian

5:10 - 6:43 | If you look in Nick's ass, you might just find diamonds

6:43 - 7:32 | The Minecraft grind

7:32 - 8:20 | Real gamers play in their sleep

8:20 - 11:00 | Video game slavery

11:00 - 12:05 | Bub is an S-Tier gamer

12:05 - 12:56 | Tom Howard is milking the bag

12:56 - 14:46 | Halo deserves some damn respect

14:46 - 16:59 | We would be great parents

16:59 - 20:16 | The subtle art of gratitude

20:16 - 23:02 | Bananas are no good for Anthony's ass

23:02 - 24:54 | Jetski and the war on strawberries

24:54 - 33:50 | The honeybee debate

33:50 - 36:15 | Bub was an absolute menace

36:15 - 37:36 | Some actions just don't have consequences

37:36 - 39:00 | Squirting mustard in the wrong places

39:00 - 40:27 | You ever just eat your own teeth?

40:27 - 44:25 | The Gettysburg of the school cafeteria

44:25 - 47:33 | Bub committed arson... allegedly.

47:33 - 48:40 | Bub gets mad and quits the show

48:40 - 56:01 | The boys plan for the apocalypse

56:01 - 57:37 | What would Elon do?

57:37 - 59:47 | We wanna pipe just like Mario

59:47 - 1:04:53 | Technology is scary and we live in the matrix

1:04:53 - 1:07:01 | The Legend of "Moose Jump"

1:07:01 - 1:09:08 | Murder Mystery Update

1:09:08 - 1:09:40 | Sleeping through every single class

1:90:40 - 1:10:45 | An Outro from your favorite Sand Eater