Victor celebrates Friday by demanding the Game of Thrones showrunners serve eight years in prison (one for each season they ruined), then pivots to his new Japanese pen that he won't stop clicking. He discovers Jimmy Kimmel's Karl Malone impression was basically a minstrel show, proposes a new reality show called 'To Catch a Furry' set in FAO Schwarz, and questions why ASMR creators get millions of views for making mouth noises.