Victor and experiential designer Constantino tackle the news that one of the famous conjoined twins Abby and Brittany got married and had a baby. They debate whether this counts as a permanent threesome, if the other twin needs headphones during intimate moments, and what happens if the other twin wants to marry someone else. The conversation spirals into Constantino's pool hustling techniques, his childhood in Germany with aggressive twin neighbors named Dave and Lamar, and memories of their Vegas work trips including a legendary elevator bit about horse racing on Broadway. Plus: dating app nightmares from Feeld and why Constantino draws the line at partners watching from the closet.

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Victor abandons the news format to focus on Liz's dating catastrophe. After months of daily FaceTiming with a British guy in San Francisco who talked about moving in together and sent birthday roses from Portugal, Liz flew out for a romantic weekend that turned into a nightmare.

Victor and sex worker Liz attempt to discuss the Enhanced Games - a proposed Olympics where steroids are mandatory - but get completely derailed by Liz's passionate stance that six-packs are pure vanity and she'd dump any guy who develops abs. They explore her hometown's steroid-fueled bodybuilding scene, debate whether shrimp-to-whale is the proper muscle metaphor, and Liz reveals she once cheated a drug test with a mystery GNC drink. Plus: honey on toast like the Beatles, the cultural phenomenon of avocado tattoos, why Liz can't use computers anymore, and breaking news that her San Francisco situationship just ended.

Victor and comedian Joe Levy attempt to discuss Taylor Swift's engagement to Travis Kelce but get derailed by Joe's 20mg of Adderall. They explore whether showing fantasy football teams is like showing baby photos, why Joe hates his friends but still plays fantasy with them, and Joe's groundbreaking bathroom smell theory (not too bad, not too good). Plus: Stockholm syndrome from the kidnapper's perspective, why Zyn pouches are worse than vaping, Joe's therapist quitting on him, and whether his musician girlfriend will become the next Taylor Swift. A scattered 33-minute journey through Joe's medicated mind.

This is me keeping the streak alive. Go listen. Plenty of episodes.

Victor and director/golf influencer/future metaverse realtor Bryce break down the Cracker Barrel logo redesign that has Donald Trump Jr. asking 'What the f*** is wrong with Cracker Barrel?' They explore whether the old guy by the barrel was a slave owner or just a dude in overalls, recall their high schools' 'Senior Slave Auctions' (yes, really), and naturally spiral into VR strip clubs, $1 million metaverse properties next to Shaq, and why Jaguar's rebrand was somehow worse. Plus: Bryce pitches his business venture 'The Hot Lap' and reveals the true purpose of all VR technology.

Late night solo episode. Victor breaks down Lil Nas X getting arrested for wandering around LA naked and lunging at cops, questions whether we should be surprised given his devil-themed music videos, and wonders if fame withdrawal is real. Plus: thoughts on movie twists that come out of nowhere, why no one pays bus fare anymore, and how pharmaceutical ads make illness look weirdly appealing. A quick 7-minute brain dump to keep the daily streak alive.

Victor and comedian Ty Marsh dive into the bizarre news that someone in South Lake Tahoe has tested positive for the plague - yes, THE plague - after being bitten by a flea while camping. They explore whether this is the same plague that killed half of Europe, debate if China's involved somehow, and naturally spiral into childhood sex ed disasters, Bill Nye's hypothetical rock star lifestyle, and how one bad Guitar Center credit card decision led Victor to briefly become a DJ. Plus: Ty shares his surfing philosophy (95% sitting, 5% standing), they uncover the shocking connection between Goldman Sachs and DJing, and attempt to figure out what an 'acting director of public health' actually does."

A man's going to jail for spending $140K of company money on Pokemon cards. Victor and Preston break down this absurd crime, explore the world of adult Pokemon collectors, and naturally spiral into Lou Gehrig's disease, Mario pipes, and why you should never name your restaurant after an address.