Chronically inept spy Thomas investigates the secretion of unknown weaponry into music cases at the request of Mr Venables; criminal mastermind Rupert sends hydrophilic angoraphile Phyllis to meet a cockney; and the audience’s pre-recording obsession with the number of swimming pools in Senegal (answers here) leads to some inscrutable moments.

Title: I’m Sorry Guv’nor

Main Character: Thomas

Strange Secret: He glows in the dark

Climactic Final Location: A music shop in Senegal

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