This week's offering is less than fresh. I am a man wrongfully accused of being the vilest of things: a rotten egg! Will I clear my name and get justice in the form of vengeance through gross negligence? All I can say is, as I type this I am wearing a very, very self-satisfied smirk.

Music by Unk M.D.

Photography by Stephanie Hicks

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