Subterranean guide Jacob has the homesick blues, but a trail of grape-based destruction across the Outback could lead him to answers about his mother's demise, and perhaps the devil himself. Plus everyone in Australia is part horse. Did we mention that?

Title: This Time The Red Wine Is No Excuse

Main Character: Jacob

Strange Secret: He has lost his skis

Featured Location: A pig-farm in Tasmania

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