Lady Bottomley's morning mourning is interrupted as she finds herself knee-deep in gold-digging birthday-suited suitors. To make matters worse the butler hasn't spotted the squatters, and there's something very valuable hidden in the manor - if only anyone could find it. Plus society might just be falling apart.

Featuring special guest foley artist Will Pickvance - http://www.willpickvance.com

Title: Champagne In A Trashcan

Main Character: Lady Bottomley

Strange Secret: She is terrified of curtains

Featured Location: A nudist beach in Bournemouth

Sponsored by: Yorkshire puddings

Episode photograph by Kim Anderson.