Captain Albatross takes to the ocean with a threadbare crew, whilst God himself can’t bear losing the thread of his omniscience. It’s sort of Pirates of the Caribbean meets The Bible (and Matt Groeing is probably instigating legal proceedings) in this timber-shivering adventure!

Featuring special guest foley artist Alexis Dubus.

Title: God Only Knows What to Expect

Main character: Captain Albatross

Strange secret: Afraid of skunks

Featured Location: The couch at home

Sponsor: Blackbeard’s eyepatches