Ragged red-blooded gladiator Maximus gets embroiled in a bullish scheme to spread blood sports across the globe. Will he wave the red handkerchief and seal the fate of the world's bulls, or will he get his glad rags on and win back his love?

Featuring special guest foley artist Clara Cupcakes.

Title: Red Handkerchief Blues

Main Character: Maximus Ludicorus

Strange Secret: The sight of a ferret made him do The Macarena

Featured Location: In A Kitchen in Mooney Ponds (probably Australia)

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