Hapless petty criminal Bailey cuts a deal with the coppers, and goes deep under cover. All the beards are being stolen from priceless artworks. But why? It's a race against time, and to top it all off, our reluctant hero's wearing paper clothes.

Featuring special guest foley artist Alice Winn.

Title: Beards From Faces!

Main Character: Bailey

Strange Secret: He's From Beta Centauri

Featured Location: Shona's Kitchen

Sponsored by: Meow Mix