The siblings are in a better mood after their therapy session and they wrap up ASOUE. Candice pulls out her tin foil hat that has been seeing a lot of action recently and proposes her conspiracy theories about Mr. Poe running the mafia and how Epstein Island is actually the end of this series. We rate the book, ask Lemony Snicket questions, and play Read it like Reddit where important questions come up such as: On a scale of 1-Home Alone, how absurd is this book? Do you like how Violet escaped the law on the technicality of writing with her left hand? And more!