Join us for the finale of Realm Breaker, where our squad finally hits the seven-person minimum requirement, Valtik remains everyone's favorite cryptic horse-loving witch, and Queen Erida and her creepy, blood-smeared husband open portals.

Ashley and Jessica return with Realm Breaker Part 2. In this episode, everyone is stressed, nobody knows how to pronounce anything, and "What Waits" is apparently doing exactly one thing: waiting.

We're kicking off a new series. In this episode, we've got it all: spindles, corpse monsters, and approximately 900 names that sound like they were pulled from a haunted Scrabble bag. It's Realm Breaker: Part 1 - where the realm is in danger, the names are hostile, and the recap is doing its best.

Time to wrap up The Maze Runner. In this episode, Thomas gets stung on purpose, Albie confesses, and Newt gives a deeply British pep talk. Jessica and Ashley cope the only way they know how: with Care Bears, Spice Girls, and repeated concern about how moist everything is.

Let's continue along in the Maze. In this episode, the Glade is falling apart, something happens to the maps, and Jessica and Ashley discuss whether the Grievers just need inhalers.

Them Grievers be hunting. In this episode, Thomas faces banishment-level rule-breaking, and we have mystery girl updates!!

Welcome to the Glade! In this episode, we kick off our journey through The Maze Runner, debate whether big things are inherently terrifying, and discuss creepy, moist monsters. Buckle up, shanks.

Welcome to the end of the woods. In this episode, Elspeth and Ravyn finally have a 'sweet' moment, we still can’t say everyone's names right, and the Shepherd King officially takes the wheel. Grab your book thongs and join us as we recap the finale of One Dark Window.

Welcome back to the mist. In this episode, Elspeth and Ravyn commit a little treason, we still can't figure out how to say Hauth's name, and an arrest goes horribly awry. Grab your charms and join us as we recap part 3!

Magic, Mist, and the "Hellscape Boys." In this episode, we recap Elspeth's precarious position as a magic carrier in a kingdom that hunts them, we learn some tree facts, and reflect on the tragic history of Courtney the ceramic clown.