Eh? Why is there an episode about this and why is it really long? a) That's what you're about to find out, and b) welcome to Serious Disness! This little-discussed Disney TV sellotape-sequel actually is something of a landmark moment for us.

What do you want? To hear our astute analysis of the last of the BIG remakes! What do we offer? Analysis of the last of the BIG remakes! What have you got? You've got your looks!! Your pretty face!!

What's your Christmas Wish? Was it this film? Tell me exactly how you worded that wish, we need to figure out a few things.

We've been given all of Disney's films all at once and never have to buy new ones as long as we keep up our subscription fee. So, er... now what? Fancy putting one of them on? No? Oh. Why not? Welcome to the conclusion of the Big Pile Trilogy!

So what happened next? Remember I was all enigmatic about the Raya review being the first part of an unwitting trilogy that happen to add up to one big discussion? Well it was, and this is the second bit, and the third bit is coming VERY soon.

Something is happening, and we've noticed it. We noticed it slowly, over the course of a couple of years. We're going to tell you about it, over three episodes about different things that all add up to one big thing. First: Raya.

HELLO AGAIN! Cor have you seen the remake of Mulan? Maybe don't do that! Maybe listen to this first?

There's a new WDAS out, and just as we were starting to lose faith that those would be good, a big banger landed in our laps and banged off.

A spoOoOOoky Halloween special, in which we discuss latter-day Halloween classic Hocus Pocus, a film aimed at our age group and which we completely ignored and had never seen before this, somehow.

Honey, We Discussed A good film, an ok film, and a very very terrible film that make up something of a trilogy, starting with a film that was once a mega-hit, but isn't much talked about any more.