With no guest this week, Sweeney and Dan are stuck with each other, and you, the listener, are stuck with Sweeney and Dan. They tackle mining company/criminal syndicate Rio Tinto in Legal Defamation, explain their decision to sell their soul (and the show) to advertisers, and accidentally prepare the same article for Current Affairs. 

It's fun. (Jingles + Transitions by Dan Crowley, Outro by Ahoka)

Sweeney and Dan consult some leading scientific experts to assess their romantic compatability, then unpack some of 7/11's most bizarre and confronting slurpee flavours. Later, they're joined by Dan's brother Tom, who is customarily roasted. 

 

(Intro + Jingles by Dan Crowley; Outro by Ahoka)

Sweeney and Dan get political in their defamation segment, tackling SERCO - a 'Public Services' company contracted by the Australian government to run its racist refugee camps. Later, they're joined by writer and comedian Isabelle Knight, who is treated to the customary barrage of roasts. (Intro and Jingles by Dan Crowley; Outro by Ahoka)

After sinking the boot into Zoom Tute villains, WikiHow and DC Comics, Sweeney and Dan are joined by their first ever guest (stand-up comedian Ethan Cavanagh), who they are extremely rude to.

In what many people are calling an episode of this podcast, Dan gives Sweeney a masterclass in the art of negotiation, Sweeney goes into bat for Kotchie, and both boys finally reveal their podcasting toilet habits.

In this episode, Sweeney and Dan go where other media pundits won't. They tackle thorny issues like sacrificing friends to bears, and reveal the shocking truth behind the Chernobyl disaster.