Serious White Noise

Marc & Lauch have done it again, they have really outdone themselves this week! They are talking about probably the most accessible and perfectly innocent thing in the world, which brings joy, love, and laughter to all... and ruined it with their lack of knowledge. That's right, it's not the happiest place on Earth anymore! The boys discuss all things Disney, why it defines moments in people's lives (for good or for bad), what you gain from it, and why Marc thinks it's a waste of time! It's another episode of the realist vs. the eternal optimist! Saddle up as Lauch breaks down the queer theory surrounding Disney, and how we can learn, grow and adapt, and Marc suggests that his unreal body goals and taste in men come from the enlarged pecs of the princes... Who of course, both boys want to date!

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So, here's the thing, writing a podcast and running a Podcast is amazing, rewarding, and the boys love doing it... But it's also a challenge to be funny, interesting, and topical every single time they open their mouths. And trust us when we say, the boys continue to do so in this episode!!! Marc & Lauch wanted to play a simple game of "Would You Rather?", and it takes less than 2 minutes for it to turn both disgusting AND hilarious! They talk about sexual positions, technology, science, appetites, what it takes to be beautiful, and making bad decisions every day. Yep, this episode is what we like to call the Seinfeld episode, it's an episode about NOTHING!

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A lot of things in life are worth celebrating; birthdays, weddings, graduating from Kindergarten to Year 1 (one day, soon we will know that feeling!) But the best kinds of celebrations, happen ANNUALLY! I think the word we are looking for is... ANNIVERSARIES! Marc & Lauch talk this week about their upcoming anniversary, what has happened in the world since their last one, and how they have changed and grown as individuals and as a couple. Spoiler Alert: It's both a lot, and not a lot. Plus, they reveal some very big news! Listen to find out this, and more... Especially if you'e ever wondered how 8 inches can make a huge difference between being a neighbour or not? *shrugs*

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These mouths are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do! One of these days, these mouths are gonna talk all over you!

On this week's episode Lauch & Marc discuss learning languages, why they did it a few times, why you should do it, and why it is actually one of the most challenging things you can do! This week they actually know something about the topic, but don't let them fool you, they still serious don't know what they're talking about, that's why they are trying to learn how to speak in different languages, to be able to express their lack of knowledge to more people around the world.

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Lauch & Marc discuss what it means to have a green thumb, a black thumb, and just no thumbs... Well, when it comes to plants that is! As usual, they have absolutely no idea what they are talking about, but share stories about why they like plants, why plants don't like them, killing plants, rescuing plants, and shitting yourself in the woods. Consistency, it's not their strongest attribute. But at least they know how to tell a story. So settle in, fertilise your brain, and enjoy another wild episode of Serious White Noise!

Lauch & Marc are very serious sportsmen... Not! Listen as the boys dissect all things sport; from exercise to team games, and try to explain why they have never understood them, but have tried (and failed) many times to become experts.

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Love? Marriage? Divorce? What does it all mean? Or is it nothing more than a political statement?

Lauch and Marc sit down with the wonderful, recently married couple Drew and Ross to discuss what it means to be a married queer man in 2021. The boys discuss personal experiences, why it's great when you fall in love, and what it takes to keep a relationship strong during trying times. Their story is your story, their story is our story, their story is everyone's story... Except, maybe just a little bit gayer!

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Marc and Lauch discuss the most serious topic ever, of which they know less about than any one before... CARS! Listen to them try to discuss why they're good (they're not), what they know about them (nothing), and why you should never be driving when they are (never ever, ever, EVER!). Most of all, they share what it means to be in a car with them, and it's, as always, F - to the A - to the BULOUS!

Marc and Lauch talk about the pitfalls and saving grace of this modern world we live in. Not only do they love technology, but they seriously hate it too. Want to know why? Listen and find out!

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Moving, travelling, packing... Who loves it? Lauch! Who hates it? Marc! Will this podcast ever cover a topic they both like? Probably not, but until then the boys will discuss everything until they can finally agree on something. Join them as they discuss the art of successful moving, why people move, and what the pros and cons are. Get inspired and move yourself a little bit too, by following us on @seriouswhitenoisepodcast on Instagram. And subscribe!