Michael and Kristi go on a blind date, buy a new fridge, and play video games.

Kristi and Michael take the subway, eat too many burgers, and deal with a rude customer.

Michael and Kristi sign up for art class, shop for a computer, and make omelettes.

Kristi and Michael perfect their high voltage looks, learn to talk to girls, and throw a party.

Michael and Kristi return to school, get new living quarters, and deal with fallout from last year.

Kristi and Michael finish their classes, move out of the dorm, and take a taxi ride.

Michael and Kristi plan a road trip, camp out for Star Wars tickets, and get some hot chocolate.

Kristi and Michael try out for coffee shop manager, ask out their professor, and get in trouble with frat boys.

Michael and Kristi get hypnotized, confess on camera, and try to get dates for Conan O'Brien.

Kristi and Michael quit their RA jobs, place their bets, and think about crashing Mom's dinner.