There is a funeral home in Florida that will guarantee to get you to the heavens. For about $4000 they will cremate your body, put it into a small rocket, and fire it into orbit. It is guaranteed to circle the earth for 2,300 years! The funeral home also shared that for an additional charge they could put identifying blinking lights so that on a clear night people could come out, look up at the heaves and watch you go by!
On a more serious note, why do we have to die? John Piper says, "Because God wills that death remain in the world, even among His own children, as an abiding testimony to the extreme horror of sin. In our dying we still manifest the extreme effects of sin. However, the death of God's children is not wrath against them."