“Some of you know that in my previous life before I was ordained I coached
girls basketball. I would often stay up late and watch my favorite college
and NBA teams play, and I’d record their plays in a notebook, and I’d use
it with my team. The problem was that all the players I was watching on TV
were very tall, very good, and could dunk. My JV Lady Eagles were not so
gifted. And many a time I’d draw something up, telling which player would
be Lebron, or who would be Kobe, and when it came time to execute, I’d be
mystified, and I’d have the thought – that is not what I drew up. John is
in a slightly more serious situation, but I imagine a similar thought
coming to him now – Jesus, did you not see the play?”