This week on Serving! our dearly beloved break down the 2025 VMAs the only way two gay bozos can (in the most hectic, ADHD brain way). What did you think about Megan Stalter's lampshadeeeee? What do you think about her in general? Name a WOMAN??? Tom Ford smells SOUR???? Should the VMAs just turn into the TikTok Drag Queen Brunch show? Maybe that would be a good idea. Melissa is doing her best impression of singing in cursive and HATING every second of it. lan is busy trying to explain that one drag queen cosplaying as the Nicole Kidman AMC commercial. Grab your popcorn/moon man/mobile app award statue and find your seat QUICKLY because we're Serving!

Our Dynamic Duo are back and things are getting juicy (from a black Yumi watermelon that is ;D ). From magical camping trips to $100 Erewhon sushi, the mid-shift crew is breaking down all the tea. Ian weighs in on fake celebrity death rumors and how they’re soooo 2007. Melissa records the entire podcast on one of those long skinny Bob Barker microphones. Scooter Braun, culottes, and AI dog videos are just some of the topics on this episode. We’ve got A LOT to cover today, so loosen your belts and unbutton your Sydney Sweeney jeans, because we’re Serving!

This week Serving! gets a glow up! We're LIVE straight from the nail chair where Julia Stiles is working her manicure magic on Ian's digits. Melissa does her best to keep the conversation from smudging onto the cuticles. Between color choices and nail bed care, the crew dives into fast food chaos, mall nostalgia, and the eternal question: who actually eats at Arby's? With stories of coupon scams, milkshake betrayals, and Cheesecake Factory menu rants, this episode is equal parts self care and unhinged chaos. Nails painted, fries salted, let’s get to Serving!

The Serving! crew is back with a cozy (but still unhinged) episode full of Renaissance Fair tales, sexy Shrek discourse, childhood movie crushes, and the mystery of the neighbor who does laundry for 12 hours straight. Ian shares his survival tips for restaurant life, Melissa questions the logistics of the “gay agenda,” and together they uncover the horrifying truth about chicken lips. From medieval jousting to extreme couponing to cigarette aunt energy, this one’s got it all. Grab a plate, watch out for the gizzards, and let’s start Serving!

We're back baby!!!! New episodes every Tuesday. It's CHEWSDAY INNIT???

Please excuse the gap of talking at the beginning ( I’m too lazy to edit it ;) ). Honestly this is just a surprise episode enjoy it everybody. It’s a late upload from the LA fires. DON”T CLOCK MEEEEEEEEEE

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Did somebody say pyramid scheme? Join our downline today and secure your very own packet of Slug Water!! (Patent Pending) This episode has it all. Our two gay bozos talk Chinese diarrhea tea, wheeze laughing, “Why is it Spizzccssy?”, shrimp (poop chutes), restaurant managers, quitting jobs, Detroit deep dish, candle scents, and more! Melissa is starting a pyramid scheme for her electrolyte drink mix she calls “Slug Water”. Ian is in over his head with Melissa’s pyramid scheme and needs to sign up 3 new people before the end of the week. Don’t forget every packet of Slug Water contains enough minerals to equal a whole geode. Sit back, relax, and keep on sipping that tall glass of slime while you listen to two gay idiots figure out how fast planes fly. Enjoy!

Let’s play a game… a love game! The dynamic duo discuss the start of YouTube meme culture, first cellphones, early 2000’s tech, documenting memories, NPCs in real life, the Writers Strike, LA construction, and much more! Ian pitches his movie idea to A24 about an influencer who has an internet boyfriend. Melissa addresses the podcast’s HUGE audience with a little wink and a blink ;). There’s a lot of construction next door during the episode so everyone please bear with the background noise. Nom Nom Hungry Hungry insert joke about restaurants that relates to podcasting here.

The Gay Bozos are back at it with a new episode! Our two favorites talk about everything from entertaining the public, tips for straight men, running out of things to say, COVID, germs on public transit, St. Patrick’s Day in Chicago, Queen! (Smart Bar), Qu33r-bating, and more!! Melissa tells the story of learning to perform and making people cry during her first show. Ian discusses his experience learning how to “be cool” and gain self- confidence. Melissa calls Ian a petri dish and he is NOT. HAVING. IT. Your stomach says *grumble grumble* and wonders “Where’s the food?!”. Melissa and Ian kiss you on the cheek and hand you a plate of wings. Enjoy > ; )