We make a very exciting announcement, and also explain the very NOT exciting things.

It’s our Christmas episode! Tanya makes the Roomba French, Derek sticks his quarter in his mouth, and we answer listener questions about Christmas!

Fun stuff this week! Hair dye, adorable dogs, and what we never thought we’d do as parents, but totally have.

We learned about mousetraps and caffeine and making boring stuff playful, and we also got a TON of feedback from all of you about our last show, which we talk about exclusively for our topic this week.

Tales of an asthmatic and her husband, Derek opines on classic VeggieTales, and yes, Tanya shares her experiences with being in a cult.

We talk more about child development stuff and our struggles, Derek rants at the music industry, and a particular children's book puts us on the topic of purity culture!

Sorry for the late "official" episode, that'll be next week. For now, enjoy the warbley wisdom of our newly three-year old.

Kids aren’t sleeping, we’ve overbooked ourselves, yet SOMEHOW. We’ve finally gotten around to another podcast. 🙌🏻

Derek learns what cockles are and Tanya just wants to go to sleep.

In what we're learning this week, we cover the entire gamut from tragedy in the backyard to hilarity on the Candy Land board, so prepare yourselves for THAT roller coaster. Then in our main topic, we talk a bunch about penises, vaginas and butts, so hide yo kids. Or don't. I mean, we don't. We're talking about how to help our kids protect their bodies.