I am an idiot for not having done this sooner. Mr. Ben Trefny delivers an amazing speech after every game.

Music: "The Place Where Dreams Come True" from Field of Dreams.

IRA GLASShole by Seth G. Samuel

Chi wah wah waaaah by Seth G. Samuel

"Truth or Dare" by Seth G. Samuel

I got a new (old) spinet. It was wildly out-of-tune. I hired the highest-rated piano tuner on Yelp. It was Alex who informed me my new piano wasn't a piano, but a spinet. He gave me permission to record him at work; and I made this "montage" out of the 3-hour recording. I think a 'bending' piano note is one of the weirdest-sounding things, and a single piano note suddenly getting louder is weird too, but in a more subtle way.