Seven Minutes To Bedtime episodes:

• May 28, 2015If they were a snack or one of those physics things, I'd buy it.

  Newton's balls, Ross, factory seconds and floral wire pets.

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• May 27, 2015Answer the question, Rick.

  Bad pillows, sick children, needy fathers and Don't Feed The Trolls.

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• May 26, 2015I am not History class. I am not offering more questions than answers.

  Back to school night, English vs. History, a method to the madness and Mormons.

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• May 25, 2015Why'dya stop doing fun stuff when I was born?

  Getting to the President, City Hall, cubicles and dioramas of the city.

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• May 24, 2015Booya! No school tomorrow.

  Sequels, Taken 3 and which is the best Shrek?

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• May 23, 2015Not the chocolate milk stains. Those are my favorite.

  Buying and selling beds, shopping trips and donuts.

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• May 21, 2015When you eventually get your TED talk, lead with that.

  Turning on the fan, take your Mother to lunch day, a driving lesson and going on a manhunt.

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• May 20, 2015It's something that a pirate would stereotypically say

  Homestruck, History debates, North vs. South and TIL..

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• May 19, 2015I was trying to think if something interesting had happened to me today.

  Pillows, crowd-sourced remixes, and Big Brother.

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• May 18, 2015I didn't say it was a joke, I said it was a lie.

  A clean room, hoarding, making diamonds and mind control.

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