Seven Minutes To Bedtime episodes:

• February 25, 2015I'm not even afraid of mimes.

  Laundry, making pretzels, a really bad dream, American Horror Story, and the death of a friend's dad.

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• February 24, 2015Lipsticks don't dry out.

  Dad's comedy before kids, zen gardens, math, and learning to read.

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• February 23, 2015I will be "owning your iPad and phone Dad."

  Princess and the pea, math scores, advertising and three completely unrelated topics

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• February 22, 2015So, apparently, you have the cognitive thinking ability of a 3 year old.

  Braids, brain function and secretive friends birthdays.

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• February 21, 2015We'd get you a really nice hook... well, not like a pirates hook.

  De-kidding the room, childhood injuries, hair extentions and a minor wound.

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• February 20, 2015Flowers for Algernon

  Ted talks, the brain, and germs all over.

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• February 19, 2015The phrase tearing meat and spilling flesh was definitely in there.

  Virtual reality glasses, split tongues, monkey paws and rewritten endings.

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• February 18, 2015Improvement is the metric that everybody looks at.

  Slurred esses, new rubber bands, and getting on the wall of fame.

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• February 17, 2015Well, she's a witch. Whatja expect?

  Braces rubber band colors, piercings, and a really great wedding.

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• February 16, 2015If you look it up, you'll find it.

  Can openers in bed, Obama stuff, and Star Wars.

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