Star Trek: Voyager. "Revulsion." Are sonic showers just giant speakers aimed at your parts? Seven learned from Tom Paris how to kiss women to make them stop talking. She was taking notes.

Me and Dan relate to Harry being too nervous and professional at work to reciprocate Seven's attempts at "copulating." We discuss the what ifs and guess which adult hobbies Seven tried out over the years.

Voyager: Day of Honor. Seven tries so hard and we love her for that. Neelix gets candid about his yellng kink. Me and Dan are on the fence about B'lanna because she's mean to Seven and we're team Seven above all so we don't like that. Not one bit!

Voyager, Season 5. The Gift. Jeri Ryan should listen to this on her bad days. We break down all the reasons why Jeri came out of the gate swinging as soon as she got the part in the show. And go over what a great character her and the writers help bring to life. We discuss the queer struggles happening in the US in 2022 and encourage our fam to hang in there.

VOYAGER SEVEN! VOY. Season 4, Scorpion 1 & 2. Seven's origin story. This is where it all begins. Seven is severed from the collective while helping Janeway after Voyager and the Borg have a brief alliance against a stronger foe. Seven has to join the Voyager crew or die. She wants to die but Janeway says nah. Ranger Tiff and Ranger Dan try and peddle their paper books with original stick drawings with Seven's origin story in a Fenris bar.

Picard Season 2, Farewell. It's a finale extravaganza! With music from Dan! We also want to know what that kiss meant, Seven. Dan ships Raffi and Bev (chaos shipper). Ranger Tiff and Ranger Dan embarrass themselves with Seven again.

Good. I'm glad it happened because human Seven sucks. Lovers that kill together, stay together. Love conquers all...again. Seven of Nine's story is like watching a modern day Marilyn Monroe pilot a space ship. And that rocks! Ranger Tiff tells Ranger Dan about the time she ran into Seven at the Fenris Ranger HQ breakroom.

We think Seven as a human is BORING. "I will adapt" is a Seven mantra that never gets old. We found a transmission from a Fenris Rangers pledge drive. Exclusive poetry reading from me and Dan, we reveal our love for Raffi with the spoken word. Then, we can't shut up about her so this episode ran on longer.

Picard, Season 2. "Monsters." Picard's Dad sucks. Detective Seven solves the mystery of how awesome it feels to break glass. Sure wish the "Main Event" would kiss already. We tracked down some Fenris Ranger recruitment ads.

Picard, Season 2. Episode 6. Two of One. We gush about Raffi since this episode is mostly B-roll Seven. We don't think Rios would have liked 2024. And Behold! The best queer theme ever! Find Yourself a Raffi because we all deserve someone to love us that hard.

Picard Season 2, Episode 5-Fly Me to the Moon. We hope the Seven and Raffi bickering gets sexy because they need to bang it out. Together, they make the best hair couple of all time. The queer theme is mental illness! Yay! Don't worry, I watered it down. It could have been way more depressing.