Computer! Play "Careless Whisper"... because it's about to get sexy by the fireside up in here. Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang recap and review the Star Trek: Voyager episode "Heroes and Demons", where the Doc takes on Grendel in a deadly Beowulf holodeck simulation, meets a sexy warrior lady with terrible aim, and learns that there's more than one way to stay warm...

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Star Trek: Voyager... Live and on stage for one night only!

That is, if Lt. B'elanna Torres can't inspire a young poet to write a play so good that a war mongerer can be swayed from his... war mongering... ways. This week, Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang are back and reviewing "Muse", the episode where our favorite half-Klingon crash lands on a planet where she's a hot enough ticket to fill stadiums (or rather, amphitheaters).

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We have to go back... to the future! The future where the crew of the

U.S.S. Voyager go back... to the past! This week, Jacqueline Lopez and

Jennifer Zhang take on the massive 2-parter that transports our

favorite spacefarers to a war-torn city in France and pits them

against Nazis. Does Janeway get to punch one? What happens when Tom

Paris and Chakotay are in a tent together? If Betty Grable came around

that corner, what part of her would you be staring at? All this, and

more!

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Love conquers all, including any revulsion one might feel toward rotting flesh! That's the lesson Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang learn when they review the Star Trek: Voyager episode "Lifesigns", where the Doctor learns that there's no cure for an achey-breaky heart. And if flesh-eating disease doesn't get your blood pumping at warp 9, how about two of Voyager's manliest men in a chest-beating contest?

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B’elanna Torres can sit her Klingon ass down because this week, it’s all about Tom Paris and Harry Kim, and the Star Trek: Voyager episode that placed them in prison and launched their epic bromance: ‘The Chute.”

BROton torpedoes. Full spread. FIRE.

Jacqueline Lopez’s and Jennifer Zhang’s passion for the wine they’ve selected pales in comparison to the love Paris and Kim put on display as they protect each other against bloodthirsty inmates, cling to each other for dear life, and then talk about steak and the Delaney sisters, so you don’t think they're gay or anything.

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Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang are both mostly female, and -- what a coincidence -- so is the planet that our crew chances upon in the Star Trek: Voyager episode "Favorite Son". And as if things couldn't get any more awkward, it turns out that everyone in this female-dominated society wants a piece of young Ensign Harry Kim.

We're going to need more wine for this one.

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Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang strap in for the emotional roller coaster ride that is the Star Trek: Voyager episode "Memorial", where the crew of the U.S.S. Voyager gets to experience the thrills of committing major wartime atrocities. The only thing that would complete the experience is funnel cake.

But in all seriousness, this one is heavy, folks. The Star Trek: Voyager treatment of a serious subject is so beautifully poignant, that even Jac and Jen can't ruin it with their wine-drenched analysis.

Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang get their clink-on with their wine glasses, and their Klingon with the powerful Star Trek: Voyager episode "Faces", where the psyche of Chief Engineer B'elanna Torres is dissected both figuratively and literally.

This episode has everything! Walking sacks of rotting flesh! A damsel in dis-uniform! Nasty Klingon teeth! Nice Klingon rack! And Chakotay - master of disguise!

It's only logical that Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang would try to mind meld before reviewing the episode of Star Trek: Voyager where Tuvok uses his Vulcan mind magic on a murderous psychopath. Do they succeed? The wine certainly makes them think so.

It's Star Trek: Voyager meets "The X-Files" meets "Se7en" on this week's episode, where space DNA is used to solve space crimes, Janeway is Clarice Starling, and what's in the box is a really, really effed-up Betazoid.

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Chakotay gets his day in the sun as Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang break open a bottle on the hull of the Chakota-centric Star Trek: Voyager episode, “Shattered.”

What happens when the U.S.S. Voyager is fractured into different timelines and our favorite first Commanding officer has to traverse the past, present and future to save the day -- armed with nothing but his wits, his loyalty to his Captain, and his crazy, crazy face tat?

Ohh! Chakota-no we didn’t!