this week: which presidential candidate is hottest? kamala harris? hello misses officer. mayor pete? we'd love to get to the center of that centrist. elizabeth warren? we'll be your marine. joe biden? yes zaddy. amy klobuchar? don't remember which one you are. andrew yang? yang bang me. tulsi gabbard? work that assad girl. cory booker? get out of here with that shit. no thank you. bernie? give me 99% of that D. this had been barstool radio