Charles and Laura are joined by bestie of the pod Lev to ram, head on, into Crash (1996) and Crash (2022). In a cataclysmic collison between a lavender Lamborghini (driven by one miss Charli XCX) and the car JFK died in (piloted by David Cronenberg) our podcasters try to keep their eyes on the road. Don’t look back, Deborah Unger is giving road head.

They talk the road, the highway, landing strips, Sophie Anderson's tits, and the highly politicised terrain of the foreskin. In a competition between death drive and sex drive, which urge will be triumphant? Get in loser we're going to crash! We've saved you the passenger seat of Lady Gaga’s car because she's just more comfortable this way...

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