This week on The Real Cosmic Joke, Jalynn and Baytop are back and more unfiltered than ever—unpacking timeline slips, channeling superpowers, spiritual infiltration tactics, and yes… some shifts are getting wild out here!

We cover:

• ⚡️ Glitches in the matrix and Schumann resonance chaos

• 🧠 Post-eclipse downloads and next-level channeling

• 🍑 Sedona stories, sexual fluidity, and surprises

• 🧨 Rage as a spiritual tool (and why it’s finally time to use it)

• 🕊️ Detaching from gurus, cults, and every damn label

If your life feels like a weird fever dream lately—you’re not alone.

Awaken. Laugh. Repeat.

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