Content Warning: R18, Language and Sexual Material May Offend. In this episode, I share my experience of sexual assault. I know this is a tender and deeply personal topic, and it might bring up emotions for you. Please be kind to yourself. If you're not feeling up to listening right now, I completely understand. Come back when and if it feels right for you. You are not alone.

Stuck at a remote bach with no reception and a man she doesn’t really know, Morgan shares the confronting details of the night that followed. 

Back home and into the safe, mink-wrapped arms of bestie Rachel, Morgan learns the real meaning of consent and becomes determined to ensure no other woman ever has to experience what she has. 

After a year of healing, Morgan finds herself dancing in the dark with a converse clad poet. The Gobby Queen energy is back! But is Morgan aware that vampires now walk in sunlight?

And just like that it’s the end of Morgan’s quest for love. Or is it...

 

If anything in today’s episode resonates with you, or if you’re dealing with something difficult, please remember you’re not alone. There are support services available to help - don’t hesitate to reach out.

Safe to Talk - Sexual Harm Helpline: Free, confidential 24/7 support via phone, text, email, and webchat. Phone: 0800 044 334, Text 4334, safetotalk.nz 

ACC Sensitive Claims Service: Offers free therapy and support for survivors of sexual abuse or assault, including up to 14 hours of therapy and social support - acc.co.nz

Indigo House: Nationwide Provides free counselling and therapy for survivors of sexual harm. Phone: 0800 BE SAFE, indigohouse.co.nz 

 

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After briefly falling back into G.I Joe’s arms (and mouth) Morgan cums to her senses and heads back to London. She’s having a lamp-smashing, vag-flashing good time when Rugby Boy unexpectedly slides back into her DMs.

Back home in Nelson and ready to settle down, Morgan falls for a beefy gym bro who talks to cats, snorts pre-workout like its class As, and ruins a girls' trip with a slopping sausage. 

The carpet is irreparably stained and so is their relationship, so Morgan decides to move to Auckland. Her hopeful heart leads her to a remote bach with a guy that she doesn’t really know. There are cockroaches, no reception and a bad gut feeling.

 

Wild Secrets is the proud sponsor of the Sex.Life podcast. With 30 years’ experience behind the scenes and between the sheets helping Kiwi’s live their best Sex.Life Wild Secrets have the biggest range and best prices. 

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Hungry for more?
Watch Pillow Talk, where Morgan pulls back the covers on the stories behind the podcast—think deeper dives, photos, surprise guests (including a few of the boys), and a weekly debrief with her glorious Mumma Kez.

 

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Hayley Insta: @hayleysproull 

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High, and still horny, Morgan sneakily navigates her way out of that shit-uation and... straight back into bed.

A fun night on the dancefloor with a sexy Irishman turns into a morning in a bulletproof car with an English Special Forces operative.

Romance is in the air, with Morgan living out a full-blown movie moment – snowflake-kissed cheeks and all. The posh missionary sex is a letdown but he redeems himself with a deeply meaningful military gesture.

Back in NZ for a wedding, Morgan reunites with G.I Joe. But will a salty treat be enough to lure her back into his (big, burly, army boy) arms, or will she just be left with just a vinegary taste in her mouth? 

 

Wild Secrets is the proud sponsor of the Sex.Life podcast. With 30 years’ experience behind the scenes and between the sheets helping Kiwi’s live their best Sex.Life Wild Secrets have the biggest range and best prices. 

Use promo code sex.life for a 20% discount on your next purchase at wildsecrets.co.nz.

 

Hungry for more?
Watch Pillow Talk, where Morgan pulls back the covers on the stories behind the podcast—think deeper dives, photos, surprise guests (including a few of the boys), and a weekly debrief with her glorious Mumma Kez.

 

Morgan Insta: @morganthesexologist

Hayley Insta: @hayleysproull 

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Content Warning: R18, Language and Sexual Material May Offend. In this episode, there is some discussion around domestic violence. I acknowledge this might be a sensitive issue for some listeners, so if this might stir up negative feelings for you, you may want to skip this episode.   

Blow your nose and stock up on loo paper, this ep is full of up(per)s and downs!

Overcome by jealousy Morgan clocks G.I Joe straight in the face leaving him with a hell of a shiner and her with a whole lot of work to do.

It’s the beginning of the end for the love birds as their sex life fizzles, fights escalate and G.I Joe books a one way ticket to Aus. Morgan can’t even sing her way out of this one (although she does rage-sing herself Happy Birthday in a Tuk Tuk). He leaves. Morgan shuts down. And all she’s got left is Gerard Butler and too many tubs of ice cream.

A brave “cities in a hat moment” leaves Morgan packing for London where she’s quickly introduced to the London party scene. There’s nose Pepsis, Kiwi lads and a shitty National Geographic situation... 

 

If Ant's story struck a chord with you, consider donating to Women's Refuge - every bit helps support their incredible work in the domestic violence space. 

 

Wild Secrets is the proud sponsor of the Sex.Life podcast. With 30 years’ experience behind the scenes and between the sheets helping Kiwi’s live their best Sex.Life Wild Secrets have the biggest range and best prices. 

Use promo code sex.life for a 20% discount on your next purchase at wildsecrets.co.nz.

 

Hungry for more?
Watch Pillow Talk, where Morgan pulls back the covers on the stories behind the podcast—think deeper dives, photos, surprise guests (including a few of the boys), and a weekly debrief with her glorious Mumma Kez.

 

Morgan Insta: @morganthesexologist

Hayley Insta: @hayleysproull 

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It’s official—Morgan has a boyfriend!

L-bombs are dropped just before this love fest goes long distance. It’s all surprise visits and love letters before Morgan’s kryptonite shows up and she slips up.

G.I. Joe moves in, and Morgan transforms into a domestic goddess—baking, growing veges, and letting her man change the light bulbs. Bliss… until a shocking news headline flips her world upside down.

Don’t miss Mumma Kez getting a big cock shock, Morgan’s cutesy-wootsy ladder, and a good old-fashioned forehead fu*&ing.

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Wild Secrets is the proud sponsor of the Sex.Life podcast. With 30 years’ experience behind the scenes and between the sheets helping Kiwi’s live their best Sex.Life Wild Secrets have the biggest range and best prices. 

Use promo code sex.life for a 20% discount on your next purchase at wildsecrets.co.nz.

 

Hungry for more?
Watch Pillow Talk, where Morgan pulls back the covers on the stories behind the podcast—think deeper dives, photos, surprise guests (including a few of the boys), and a weekly debrief with her glorious Mumma Kez.

 

Morgan Insta: @morganthesexologist

Hayley Insta: @hayleysproull 

ZM Podcast Network: @ZMOnline 

 

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Hold onto your bits because this ep is a full-blown munch-fest!

Rugby Boy’s back in town and he’s hot property. Overcome by jealousy, Morgan pulls a slippery finger move to claim her man. But it’s Rugby Boy, Schmugby Boy once a sexy soldier marches in and steals her attention. 

Deep in the sleeping bag trenches, the Army boy heads downtown and delivers Morgan’s best munch to date- the true way to her heart! Love is in the air... until Ant shows up.

Plus, the origin story of Morgan’s mink blanket phobia, a poorly enforced munching ban, and a best friend on a penis leash.

 

Wild Secrets is the proud sponsor of the Sex.Life podcast. With 30 years’ experience behind the scenes and between the sheets helping Kiwi’s live their best Sex.Life Wild Secrets have the biggest range and best prices. 

Use promo code sex.life for a 20% discount on your next purchase at wildsecrets.co.nz.

 

Hungry for more?
Watch Pillow Talk, where Morgan pulls back the covers on the stories behind the podcast—think deeper dives, photos, surprise guests (including a few of the boys), and a weekly debrief with her glorious Mumma Kez.

 

Morgan Insta: @morganthesexologist

Hayley Insta: @hayleysproull 

ZM Podcast Network: @ZMOnline 

 

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From rugby to basketball, Morgan switches codes as her dating escapades continue. She becomes an eco-sexual with her new lover as they bone their way all over town. It’s all fun and games till Morgan makes a shock discovery and decides it’s time to move to the big smoke. 

With a new city of men at her doorstep, Morgan tests the waters with a racist, a cop, and a micro-penis, before moving in with her kind older workmate. 

Hayley sucks off a cuCUMber, Morgan attempts to communicate in song again and we finish with a confronting Homeplay exercise. 

 

Wild Secrets is the proud sponsor of the Sex.Life podcast. With 30 years’ experience behind the scenes and between the sheets helping Kiwi’s live their best Sex.Life Wild Secrets have the biggest range and best prices. 

Use promo code sex.life for a 20% discount on your next purchase at wildsecrets.co.nz.

 

Hungry for more?
Watch Pillow Talk, where Morgan pulls back the covers on the stories behind the podcast—think deeper dives, photos, surprise guests (including a few of the boys), and a weekly debrief with her glorious Mumma Kez.

 

Morgan Insta: @morganthesexologist

Hayley Insta: @hayleysproull 

ZM Podcast Network: @ZMOnline 

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Content Warning: R18, Language and Sexual Material May Offend. In this episode, I talk about relationships and sexual interactions I had with older men when I was young. I acknowledge this might be a sensitive issue for some listeners, so if this could stir up negative feelings for you, you may want to skip this episode.  

Saddle up because this week’s ep is a wild ride! Morgan gets a steamy new boyfriend who introduces her to the spectacular pleasure of the pussy munch.

Munching becomes her new obsession (hello munching origin story- nothing’s changed!) prompting Morgan to drop the L bomb only to get dropped herself.

A basketballer with a horse face is the next man on the scene and Morgan has to learn to navigate his whopping great member - the original Long Schlong!

 

Wild Secrets is the proud sponsor of the Sex.Life podcast. With 30 years’ experience behind the scenes and between the sheets helping Kiwi’s live their best Sex.Life Wild Secrets have the biggest range and best prices. 

Use promo code sex.life for a 20% discount on your next purchase at wildsecrets.co.nz.

 

Hungry for more?
Watch Pillow Talk, where Morgan pulls back the covers on the stories behind the podcast—think deeper dives, photos, surprise guests (including a few of the boys), and a weekly debrief with her glorious Mumma Kez.

 

Morgan Insta: @morganthesexologist

Hayley Insta: @hayleysproull 

ZM Podcast Network: @ZMOnline 

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Content Warning: R18, Language and Sexual Material May Offend. In this episode, I talk about relationships and sexual interactions I had with older men when I was young. I acknowledge this might be a sensitive issue for some listeners, so if this could stir up negative feelings for you, you may want to skip this episode.  

Things are heating up in this episode as teenage Morgan enacts her plan to win the heart of Ant (her sexy older neighbour). 

From questionable massages (with props), to spreading a vicious rumour about Ant’s new girlfriend- Morgan will not be deterred.

As her 16th birthday approaches Morgan is determined to lose her virginity but who will it be; her big love Ant, her ball date, or the DJ down from Auckland who invites her to his hotel room?

We learn the origin story of Morgan’s phobia of bulk packs of toilet paper, Hayley shares a gory story about her hymen, and the episode ends with a studio full of rage (and popped condoms).

 

Wild Secrets is the proud sponsor of the Sex.Life podcast. With 30 years’ experience behind the scenes and between the sheets helping Kiwi’s live their best Sex.Life Wild Secrets have the biggest range and best prices. 

Use promo code sex.life for a 20% discount on your next purchase at wildsecrets.co.nz.

 

Hungry for more?
Watch Pillow Talk, where Morgan pulls back the covers on the stories behind the podcast—think deeper dives, photos, surprise guests (including a few of the boys), and a weekly debrief with her glorious Mumma Kez.

 

Morgan Insta: @morganthesexologist

Hayley Insta: @hayleysproull 

ZM Podcast Network: @ZMOnline 

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Content Warning: R18, Language and Sexual Material May Offend. In this episode, I talk about a relationship I had with an older man when I was young. I acknowledge this might be a sensitive issue for some listeners, so if this might stir up negative feelings for you, you may want to skip this episode.  

Welcome back to Sex.Life! Season 3 is here, and Somatic Sexologist Morgan Penn is taking us on her quest to find love. 

In this episode Morgan takes us back to the start - her thirteen-year-old self. Horny teenage Morgan falls for her sexy older neighbour and desperately tries everything to get his attention. She hides in a wardrobe to spy on him, skips school for days to pull off her plan to learn his name and develops a faux passion for rugby. 

There’s plenty more boys on the scene too; Drama Boy serenades Morgan under the full moon before her smooch premiere, she loses a pube to Dovey Dick and Shannon writes her a sweet, yet cringey, love letter.

Plus, there’s some awkward teeth mashing, dry humping and Hayley’s first orgasm, before we end with a new style of Homeplay where Morgan takes us deeper...

 

Wild Secrets is the proud sponsor of the Sex.Life podcast. With 30 years’ experience behind the scenes and between the sheets helping Kiwi’s live their best Sex.Life Wild Secrets have the biggest range and best prices. 

Use promo code sex.life for a 20% discount on your next purchase at wildsecrets.co.nz.

 

Hungry for more?
Watch Pillow Talk, where Morgan pulls back the covers on the stories behind the podcast—think deeper dives, photos, surprise guests (including a few of the boys), and a weekly debrief with her glorious Mumma Kez.

 

Morgan Insta: @morganthesexologist

Hayley Insta: @hayleysproull 

ZM Podcast Network: @ZMOnline 

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.