Welcome to another episode of Spooky Gay Bullsh!t, our weekly hangout where we break down all of the hot topics from the world of the weird, the scary, and issues that affect the LGBTQIA2+ community!

This week, we cover: a man arrested at an Olive Garden after allegedly forcing a woman to marry him, a man flees arrest straight into the jaws of an alligator, Bruce the dog's kayak close call, one man's wild response to getting repeatedly ding-dong ditched, and the 12-year-old Brazilian orphan who turned out to be a 38-year-old woman!

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