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Captain.
Fuck! For what?
Well, duty calls.
Where have you been.
“Away.”
For how long?!
“Forever.”
Ugh.
Well.
[beat]
See you never.
CAPTAIN.
WHAT.
I have news.
Where's my coffee.
Here.
[Hands off coffee.]
This is cold.
Well, it's old.
How old exactly.
[shrugs]
About—100 years.
[sips coffee again]
This is awful.
—but not instant.
Here's to that.
[sips coffee again]
Ugh.
[beat]
…
…
Ugh.
Yeah.
—the morning report.
It's 3:40 in the afternoon—
—ahh—
Sir.
Mmhmm.
The captain of the bampheramphs, whether male or female, is always called “Sir.”
{Enter The Multiverse}
[The Festival Project.™]
COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©
-U.
Captain.
Fuck! For what?
Well, duty calls.
Where have you been.
“Away.”
For how long?!
“Forever.”
Ugh.
Well.
[beat]
See you never.
CAPTAIN.
WHAT.
I have news.
Where's my coffee.
Here.
[Hands off coffee.]
This is cold.
Well, it's old.
How old exactly.
[shrugs]
About—100 years.
[sips coffee again]
This is awful.
—but not instant.
Here's to that.
[sips coffee again]
Ugh.
[beat]
…
…
Ugh.
Yeah.
—the morning report.
It's 3:40 in the afternoon—
—ahh—
Sir.
Mmhmm.
The captain of the bampheramphs, whether male or female, is always called “Sir.”
{Enter The Multiverse}
[The Festival Project.™]
COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©
-U.