"Dead Man's Party." It's episode 3 of Shadowhunters Sh*ttalk and i've got myself a drink so let's have a party of our own! There's sexy vampires and i'm uncomfortable and very unsexy.  Also Raphael is wearing lipstick...?

"The Descent Into Hell Isn't Easy" ... unless you're the showrunners for Shadowhunters.  Episode 2 of Shadowhunters Sh*ttalk, I promise i'll get some kind of format soon. All I can say is that there's a hell of a lot of exposition dumps that's for sure!  

"The Mortal Cup". This is the pilot episode of Shadowhunter Sh*ttalk, I go through a lot of my initial thoughts on the books, the film and the show. I also tackle the first episode of the show - It can only go downhill from here folks!