Time for another Nic Cage Vampire movie! Hide your ant farms, because we're diving into "Renfield", a look into the life of Dracula's servant. There's fake blood, awesome fight scenes, drugs, and a cop-drama for some reason.

Oh hiiiii listeners!

We discuss the origins of "I'm ready to fuck!", Japanese toilets, and whether or not Mike is the true author of the infamous "Poop Knife" Reddit story.

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A new episode, just for you! Wasn't that good of us?

Summer can't be over yet, we haven't gone to camp! Get your doctor's note and pack a bag of chips so you can join us at Camp Arawak! Be sure to also pack your crop tops and short shorts (It's the style, after all).

Don't worry about the deaths, in fact, don't mention them at all. It's perfectly safe here at Camp!

It's an episode of firsts: Lexa herds the kittens, Kelly makes the first Simpsons Reference, and Mike watches the iconic Twilight baseball scene for the first time.

Don't miss this one! Why no, no that simply won't do!

We know what our show has been missing. The ambient sound of a dryer! Not to fret, we got it ;)

Apologies if your name is Millard Findlemeyer!

Join our discussion of Quigley, Biblically accurate Furbies, a Home Alone reboot starring Gary Busey, our non-existant Patreon, and the YouTube videos we watched after this recording. Oh and maybe some talk of Gingerdead Man.

Kelly and Lexa have thoughts about "gingerbread seasoning" and Mike is frustrated with the lack of insanity

One episode couldn't contain all of Chillerama! Don't eat the blue popcorn, but do listen to our continued discussion of the movies shown at America's last drive-in! Perhaps there was a reason these had never been screened before...

Welcome to America's last Drive-in, brought to you by Jim Dandie's Old No. 2, Blump's International Pictures, and the bluest boy butter you've ever seen! On this episode, Kelly has thoughts about women who breast boobily, Michael narrowly avoids cancellation, and Lexa brings dishonor on her family (again). We brought Kaiju Monsters! Were-Bears! Anne Frank's Monster! So drive in and chill out on this week's episode!

Wait, we're still in Nilbog?! A ghostly grandpa, accusations of smoking dope, and explicit scenes involving popcorn - the most erotic of all foods - await! Put down the Nilbog milk of questionable origin and don't eat the cake! To boot - We are now available on Apple, Overcast, and Pocketcast!

Please check out an interview with George Hardy (Michael Waits) with our friends from The Horror Sanctum podcast on June 26th! https://linktr.ee/thechurchhorrorsanctumpodcast