Shania's saddest song and rude pet names. Please stop naming your dogs Chloe and for the love of god, don't name your hamster Mary.

To be completely honest with you, this episode is almost entirely about astrology. What's your sign? (Shania's a Virgo)

Shania's take on capitalism. There's a lot of symbolism in this video and we don't understand any of it. Also, Chloe tries to blame two innocent dogs for this time she fell off her bike. Ka-Ching!

SHANIA'S BIGGEST BANGER and we're finally covering it. From kids on crack to dumpster babies, this song has it all.

We're talking ranch life, double denim and Coachella. Any man of mine better disagree when I say this huge pink hoodie's too big on me.

Mary and Chloe go a little off the rails in this one. We're talking about flying pigs, Shania's least successful music video and Sanitary Taiwan.

In the age of social media, the idea of keeping some things to yourself is quaint as hell. Also, when's the harmonica coming back? Any takers?

Exactly how do you get Lyme disease and why doesn't Mary have it yet? One of Shania's newest tracks proves that she's still swingin'.

At what point does that flattering jealousy just become one big red flag? Also, Riverdance!

Make sure you watch the "assaulting" music video before listening to this one. Mary and Chloe go very deep into matters of the heart and ponder how soon is too soon to say those three little words?