Giant humanoid robots fighting battles in space! They're one of the coolest things imaginable, but they're also financially impractical and physically improbable, and the guy in charge of them inevitably ends up being some kind of corrupt, child-abusing weirdo.

So why do we keep building them? Because they're one of the coolest things imaginable!

Join our beleagured general as he attempts to justify his indefensible purchasing and staffing decisions