Who are you, Scott Patrick? Why are you, Scott Patrick? We need answers! This week we dive into the $300 CAD hit, Ouija Shark. We gave this one a 0/10 – even though the powers of the occult were tugging on our heartstrings. What do you think?

Who are you Scott Patrick? This week we dive into the $300 CAD hit, Ouija Shark. We gave this one a 0/10. What do you think?

How many Werthers do we eat per episode? We finally recorded the long-anticipated review of Sharknado. We gave this dumpster fire a 2.5/10. What do you think?

Is Mike home? Did Dana just create this sexy shower scene or was it actually in the movie? We gave summer blockbuster The Meg a 7/10...listen and let us know what you think! We also started a Patreon! Check out the link in our IG bio for more information.

*Headphone Warning* Why doesn't Dana ever finish her stories? We're coming at ya with a new episode on the true-story-based Open Water. Honestly, it sucks, but we don't so listen to the episode.

**Headphone Warning** They didn't call it The Deep Blue Seaquel, and that's all you have to know. Listen to us absolutely shred this middle installment in the Deep Blue Sea Trilogy – and get ready to hear about pizza dip, funny fingers, and our newest obsession: PopCorners.

**Headphone Warning** Can you hear bagpipes? Why would you ignore the Coast Guard? Listen to us discuss Josh Duhamel....uhhh I mean this shark week special movie. Based on true events!

Can you hear the bagpipes? How much do you want to bet that A has a gnarly scar? We really don't talk about this absolute dumpster fire of a movie too much, but trust us, it's worth it. RIP Alex Trebek. Headphone Warning

What is a Dolph Lundgren? Did Aiyana die? Do you miss Alex Trebek as much as we do? On this mini-episode, we mostly talk about our misadventures for A's birthday, with a side of some good ol shark tells.

Does Dana know how to breathe? How easy is it to get Dana and Aiyana off topic? Listeners beware, we had some major tech difficulties with this episode and half of it will be Dana commenting over top of our pre-recorded audio. On top of that, this movie wasn't even splash worthy with a 0/10 on the Shark Tooth scale.