–  wispy boned cribs- the wanton dave love affairs- a man with a Phd as a rabbit sex slave- Does Claire know if sharks are fish or mammals- Simone gets shot multiple times- There is some ASMR mixed in..- Barbies do events management

Just listen- aint got time for no summary

Thanks for giving us space to pursue our empty lives for the past few months. This is an older episode in terms of when it was recorded but timeless in the content. Contains: actual shark content! Claire offends Simone with a crap SNL skit! SHARKS AND RAYS GARDEN VISIT!!!! Xmas has nothing on the sharks […]

Brisbane square library podcasting with Regina the librarian Men are afraid of the word ‘shark’ Simone fact checks Valerie and Ron Taylor! Sharks are like teenage diva girls We are confirmed sharkologists based on pg 61 of the 1978 book quote ‘its anyone’s guess” Defending the micropenis Mantra ray is delicious and also spanish for […]

– the maggot wave in Nicuragua– Are sharks drone shy?- Is burlying the brisbane river a good idea?- Jaws board game fail- Is Stuart our new nerd enemy? – A shark menstrual cup – Menstrual cup shot – Claire’s price of maggot eating shame- 3 for 3 game wins

Faccurate – as said by Simone Float tank recording Do children boil like frogs in water Shooting great whites and the vengeance that follows Dominatrix praise Andy’s spring water saga Claire has the headphones and all the power Finlay Pringle is laughed at by Simone – is he a hero or a joke Simone is […]

white tip sharks, Blake Chapman, Claire’s nana life- a whole bunch of other random shit- I’m late for school drop off, just listen.

– our shark kerchiefs, – brie bartering grey nomads, – is it a real shark doctor – Gumtree advanced sharking – Claire owes Simone for saving her life (from a killer shell) – bus shark hijacking – ‘the inland people’ – Claire’s KPI is 2 – chick peas eaten from the floor – Simone is […]

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