Comedian Graig Murphy shares tales from the cruise ship like saltwater shrinkage (you know… like beef jerky), shit people say and do in buffet lines, and naked men overboard. A super silly game of FMK ensues, circa the 1980s! Graig shares how he got fat TWICE during Covid, and his Peloton gave him saddle sores which led to a Depends dependency. Whaaaaa? Kerri just invented Depends Thongs, and Debbie imagines having a moody dick. Obviously, moist is a cake, and wet is a p*ssy. And a tip for non-comedians: Don’t give them jokes unless they ask for it.