I'm Not Sorry

Debbie and Kerri get emotional during the season finale, but not in the way you think! Their emotion comes from the SUPER inappropriate commercials from the 60s and 70s that WROR’s Lauren Beckham Falcone shared: Loves Baby Soft and the “sexy baby,” Nestea’s tasting the “taste of wetness” and Maxwell House’s captain, “me captain, you wife.” The unraveling is slow and steady as they delve into Aldi’s Easter bunny-dicks, inappropriate Passover Seder behavior (and surprisingly, not JUST Debbie!), and two new shows they’re “developing” called Colonoscopy Queenz and Couples’ Colonoscopy. Finally, they eulogize /roast each other that will definitely send them off with a bang. Kerri and Debbie will have you giggling your way to the end of Season 5. Thank you for a great season! Enjoy!

The penultimate episode of season five is short and silly and everything everywhere all at once. The ladies discuss Debbie’s nickname and their fondness for matinee concerts so they can get to bed early. Kerri shares her go-to dish that “worked every time” when she was young and single. They lose their shit over Martin Sheen falling off the building in The Departed, Debbie’s pelvic floor massage (once again), a Maine vegan’s license plate, the mom who forgot to pack her own clothes, and most importantly, the bullshit banning of drag shows. Kerri’s celebrating another birthday, so in her honor… please follow, download, review and share! Enjoy!

The cheese tax, the cheese tax…WTAF? The cheese tax has exploded, and thanks to Kerri, you'll be humming that catchy tune all day. This episode has the ladies teetering on the edge of many rabbit holes, but somehow they manage to stay on track. Debbie needs pelvic floor physical therapy, so of course, the ladies discuss what that entails and if it includes a happy ending. Kerri finally had to put the brakes on watching The Handmaid's Tale because it's a little too close to reality. A heated abortion conversation ensues about the bullshit scare tactics some losers are stooping to as they attempt to prevent women from having a motherfucking choice over their bodies. But, don't worry, they lighten things up as they dig into a story about a guy breaking the world record for Jenga using nothing but his gigantic tongue. You read that right! Enjoy!

Check out round two of the “Just a Taste” episode, and indulge in what we hope will be the most hilarious and inappropriate five minutes of your day.  You’re Welcome!

Debbie + Kerri continue to slide down all the rabbit holes and off the deep end into oblivion. The topics range from the enormity of women's responsibilities over school vacation week (and in general), and why women are called "nags" for trying to get shit done. The reality of their deeply suburban life isn't lost on these two. Debbie has too many plans, and Kerri is asleep by 9 PM. Kerri is still watching (and obsessing over) The Handmaid's Tale, and somehow a conversation about American Girl Dolls leads to Debbie's sex education from her naked, dirty Barbie orgies. A funny game of WYR ensues, leading the discussion to strict bears, a croissant tongue, sharts, and breakdancing. The ladies will keep you on your toes for this one. Enjoy!

This episode is ridiculously HI LAR IOUS. As out of control as ever. And WAIT until you get to the end; brace yourselves for a gut punch of uncontrollable laughter. Join Kerri + Debbie as they slide down all of the rabbit holes, off the motherf*cking rails, off the deep end into oblivion. The girls keep it lite, covering topics ranging from The Handmaids Tale (super lite, right?), mocking marriage advice from the 1950s, flight nightmares, Kerri's wild night out with her husband, sex suggestions from Debbie's son, stuff you didn't know, and so much more! Episode 10 will have you breaking out your Boston accent and joining them from depatcha to the finish. A wicked happy ending indeed!

This episode is off to a rocky start! Debbie + Kerri attempted to record the podcast on video, but their performance in front of the camera was less than stellar. Kerri wins the competition of "who has the most control issues." Debbie's a wee bit hungover and still wearing last night's makeup, somehow leading Kerri to explain how to play "Betty White ping pong." BTW, do you know what a "thirst trap" is? Answer: Tom Brady! The conversation continues with Marie Kondo getting messy and what some haters say about it, that motherf*cker Ron DeSantis's evident racism and his elimination of DEI programs, and how body image affects men and women like Taylor Lautner and Madonna. There's a lot packed into this 30-minute episode, and you'll be left wondering if the Loch Ness monster is a monster or just a whale waving his dick around!

In this episode, Debbie and Kerri will have your head spinning as they bounce from topic to topic in their heavily caffeinated and highly entertaining state. Highlights? Kerri is high on cheese (yes, cheese!), and she's shrinking. Debbie breaks out her best Shakira impression, and the girls discuss the motherf*cker who doesn't want his wife to wear maxi pads to bed. But it doesn't stop there! They spiral into a conversation about Celine Dion's "hard road ahead," hemorrhoids, dad bods, Milf Manor, fake financial security, divorce parties, and so much more! See if you can keep up! You're welcome!

The episode kicks off with a little Justin Timberlake and his SNL “Motherlover.” The girls don't plan to talk about porn again, but when Debbie says, "Drew Carey is a dirty bitch," Kerri needs to know why! Discussion of America's favorite game show host's sexual liaisons leads them to discuss sex dolls (and the proper way to clean them), red rooms, and the hot new Wiggles cast member, John Pearce, who has all of the "mums" super excited. But that's not all! Debbie read a book called "Wrong Place Wrong Time," and Kerri's hilarious voiceovers have the girls in hysterics. Did Debbie get a job as the next Netflix flight attendant making oodles of cash? Why does criminal, Anna Delvey, get a reality show? And why are women STILL apologizing? Things get serious for a bit as the ladies talk about the enormity of postpartum depression, but the episode finishes on a high note that will have you laughing out loud. So take a listen and go for a ride! Enjoy!

Get ready for erotic stories, porn, and passion... Oh My! Kerri discovered a new porn site for women by women, and jumps right in to read some of the stories on the podcast, which teach some very valuable lessons (wink wink.) Debbie talks about the ten worst fashion trends of 2022. But she doesn't feel like the trends are that offensive because she'd totally wear sunglasses at night with low-rise jeans and a "coastal grandmother "top. The ladies make fun of incredibly overused sayings, leading to conversations about women and taboo topics. Don't miss this sexy episode! And, most importantly, SHARE it.