This week on On The Howse, John and Julian take a trip down delusion lane in an episode we’re calling: “I Used to Think That Meant She Liked Me.”

From “she laughed at my joke” to “she made eye contact for 3 seconds,” we’re breaking down all the moments we thought were signs she was into us — but were really just… politeness, vibes, or our own wild projections.

We also reflect on the times we were doing the absolute most to win someone over — and they still didn’t get the ick (because they were never paying that much attention).

🛑 Red flags? Missed signals? Certified delusions? We’ve got all three.

Stick around for the ending where we drop some fake wisdom and real laughs, because growth isn’t always about learning — sometimes it’s just about being too tired to fall for the same trap twice.