On The Howse

This week on On The Howse, John and Julian take a trip down delusion lane in an episode we’re calling: “I Used to Think That Meant She Liked Me.”

From “she laughed at my joke” to “she made eye contact for 3 seconds,” we’re breaking down all the moments we thought were signs she was into us — but were really just… politeness, vibes, or our own wild projections.

We also reflect on the times we were doing the absolute most to win someone over — and they still didn’t get the ick (because they were never paying that much attention).

🛑 Red flags? Missed signals? Certified delusions? We’ve got all three.

Stick around for the ending where we drop some fake wisdom and real laughs, because growth isn’t always about learning — sometimes it’s just about being too tired to fall for the same trap twice.

This week, we’re drafting red flags like it’s the NBA Combine for emotional damage.

Julian and John go head-to-head in the first-ever Toxic Trait Fantasy Draft, building their dream teams of walking chaos. From girls who ghost and Venmo to astrology addicts and club fighters, no toxic trait is safe.

Expect wild picks, unexpected stories, and plenty of moments that’ll make you question your own dating history. Who built the better team? Who needs therapy more? And which trait would actually break you?

This week, it’s all about birthday vibes and unexpected chaos as John visits Julian to celebrate another trip around the sun. The duo recap a weekend full of memorable moments, including interesting encounters, bold food choices, and some truly strange compliments.

Things got weird—in the best way—and both John and Julian found themselves acting a little out of character. You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, and you might even relate a little too much.

John and Julian are back in their feelings—and their inboxes. In this episode, they open up about their frustrating experiences with dating apps, why they decided to delete them (we know already why John did), and what they’re learning about connection, patience, and self-worth.

They also take a stroll down memory lane to highlight some of their favorite podcast moments from last year, laughing (and maybe cringing) along the way.

And in a heartfelt turn, Julian shares a powerful conversation with his mom that ended up changing his perspective—and maybe his whole life.

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John and Julian return after a six-month hiatus with fresh takes, life updates, and no shortage of laughs (or existential dread). In this episode, they dive into personal relationship updates and tackle the often tricky topic of handling money in relationships—from joint accounts to splitting bills and setting boundaries.

Things get real when the duo launches into an unfiltered rant about the fear of dying alone—because why not spiral a little on mic?

Welcome to On The Howse. It’s been a while, hasn’t it? You missed us didn’t you? Come on, you can admit it. You did? Awww you sweet, sweet mofo, we missed you too 🤗. In this long time coming episode, John goes to CT?! Did Julian find a wifey??? Was there a mention of speed dating?? And find out why there’s a bar that Julian swears he’ll NEVER go back to. The guys reconnect and hilarity ensues. So sit back relax and enjoy the fellas shaking off the rust in this episode of On The Howse. Have a question you want answered? Or a topic you’d like discussed? Or even a would you rather/smash or pass suggestion? Send it to reachonthehowse@gmail and we may just do that. 😜#likeandsubcribe

Welcome to On The Howse. In this episode the fun continues!!! The guys do a full episode of smash or pass and this one gets intense! 😱 Full of laughs and interesting discussion, this may be the most profound and most goofy episode yet. And they aren’t even drinking!! Tune in to see the sober version of the fellas in this week’s episode of On The Howse. Have a question you want answered? Or a topic you’d like discussed? Or even a would you rather/smash or pass suggestion? Send it to reachonthehowse@gmail and we may just do that. 😜#likeandsubcribe

Welcome to On The Howse. In this episode the guys are back in their respective roles and all is back to normal…or as normal as they can be 😅. Julian decides to step out of his comfort zone and answer some questions about sex😱. The fellas do their best to answer questions most women are afraid to ask men. Things get interesting 🤔, spicy 🥵, and humorous as always 🤣. Have a question you want answered? Or a topic you’d like discussed? Send it to reachonthehowse@gmail and we may just do that. 😜#likeandsubcribe

Welcome to On The Howse. In this episode the guys switch roles?!😱. John brings in the episode and tries the produce role on for size…spoiler alert, it probably doesn’t go well. Julian takes over the fun segment and actually does a good job? 👀 Is this a permanent change? Will they take over each other’s roles? What is the topic they even talk about? You’re right, let me get to that. The discussion is about letting circumstances dictate your personality, and why you should avoid it. Is it difficult? 100%. But anything that’s worth it is hardly ever easy. So sit back, relax, and enjoy this body switching episode of On The Howse. #likeandsubcribe