Awww sheet! Ally and Abdullah are in the laundry room to test out a product that looks like a dryer sheet but is a detergent but doesn’t say so on the box, and still somehow saves the planet. Ingenious! Find out why two guys named Chris with four million dollars in sales still ain’t shit to Barbara, what Lori will and won’t get out of bed for, and a precise academic explanation of how advisory shares work.