Keith and Ben preview UFC 311, which is—on paper at least—an immediate frontrunner for the best event we'll see all year. Alongside detailed predictions and picks for all 14 fights, there are occasional side conversations on such diverse topics as elementary school brawls, Bo Nickal, and an alternate theory on why Khabib Nurmagomedov got kicked off that airplane.

0:00 Intro: Best wishes for the City of Angels

5:54 Tagir Ulanbekov (15-2) vs. Clayton Carpenter (8-0)

14:32 Ricky Turcios (12-4) vs. Bernardo Sopai (11-3)

24:44 Rinya Nakamura (9-0) vs. Muin Gafurov (19-6)

33:46 Karol Rosa (18-6) vs. Ailin Perez (11-2)

46:29 Grant Dawson (22-2-1) vs. Diego Ferreira (19-5)

59:42 Zachary Reese (8-1) vs. Sedriques Dumas (10-2)

1:09:45 Jailton Almeida (21-3) vs. Serghei Spivac (17-4)

1:23:02 Payton Talbott (9-0) vs. Raoni Barcelos (18-5)

1:34:24 Bogdan Guskov (16-3) vs. Billy Elekana (7-1)

1:43:11 Kevin Holland (26-12, 1 NC) vs. Reinier de Ridder (18-2)

1:56:29 Beneil Dariush (22-6-1) vs. Renato Carneiro (20-5-1)

2:12:29 Jiri Prochazka (30-5-1) vs. Jamahal Hill (12-2, 1 NC)

2:27:46 Merab Dvalishvili (18-4) vs. Umar Nurmagomedov (18-0) 

2:46:36 Islam Makhachev (26-1) vs. Arman Tsarukyan (22-3)