The Jerks have spared no expense this week as we venture 64 million years into the past with the Starship Enterprise. But will the Jerks also punch a dinosaur in "Valles Marineris"?

Then, Edge of Midnight and Tranquility Press's John Concagh joins us to dissect Starfleet General Order One, also known as the Prime Directive. Does it hold up as space law?

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How much did STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION change in seven seasons? Find out as we compare its start with its ending, "All Good Things."

Then, hold "aloft your magic sword" because the Jerks have the power as they review MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE.

Our most epic episode yet! We review all the STAR TREK pilots from 1964 to 2000.

Which will we greenlight and which will we send to development hell?

Grab a drink and snack because this might be our longest podcast to date! The Jerks dive into the STAR TREK pilots, from 1964-2001. Which pilot gets our greenlight and which don't?

Our choices might surprise you.

Caleb's two moms face off as Nus Braka puts the Federation on trial. Meanwhile, "Captain" Reno and the cadets must disable the Omega Genesis Narada 47 weapon. Will they recover the rest of the Athena and save the day? What the Jerks think of it all will surprise you!

The verdict is in. Can William Shatner act? We render our judgment with our review of GROOM LAKE. Trigger Warning: We discuss SA in this segment.

Ms. Caleb's Mom is found. Caleb and company steal a shuttle to rescue her from the clutches of the baddies. More glitter vomit and a treacherous night market. All in the penultimate episode of STARFLEET ACADEMY before the finale. Then, William Shanter makes strange bedfellows with Cybil Shepard and Michelle Philipps in SECRETS OF A MARRIED MAN. Does this made-for-tv movie Shat the bed? Find out in this week's episode.

The USS Athena and it's Starfleet Academy atrium become Grover's Corners, as we finally confirm cadets are all musical theater kids. But between Thorton Wilder's words, another drama brews between Caleb and a now sanctioned Tarima after her actions on the Miyazaki.

And then William Shanter returns to the small screen of the 80s, but he trades his Starfleet Uniform for LACPD blues. He's got his own cadets to train in the neverending-copganda War on Crime. And that's because, "TJ Hooker's the name."

Can Jay Den rescue Darem from matrimony? Or is this an "Amok Time" redux? The Jerks find out with our review of STARFLEET ACADEMY's "Ko'Zeine." Then, William Shatner wrestles with whether he is the tormentor in a psychological experiment in THE TENTH LEVEL. Our Shat-tastic filmography continues!

The cadets finally get their space legs shot from under them during a training mission. Seems Nus Braka is up to something, but can Ake figure it all out before Caleb and team are splashed? Welp, the Jerks find out this week in our latest STAR TREK: STARFLEET ACADEMY review.

Then, it's back to Earth circa 1977. Deadly spiders threaten to halt an Arizona town's county fair. But don't fret, veterinarian William Shatner is on the case. It's the latest in our Shat-tastic Film Festival.

The Starfleet Academy cadets go on a field trip to a starship graveyard for a joint war game with the War College. But it turns into a real Kobayashi Maru when Nus Braga shows up.

Then, cattle are dying, and William Shatner is the vet on the case as we visit THE KINGDOM OF THE SPIDERS.

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