'Ships in the Night

Don't Rebel! We've got a truly epic spacey love story this week when Star Wars' AHSOKA TANA meets the Guardians of the Galaxy's GAMORA. Will these two find their love to finite or... INFINITE? Find out! Plus: is Gimli the dwarf that Snow White has been waiting for all this time? Find out with our guest BLYTHE KALA!

Can you date someone who's just like you? Can you date someone who's a fan of you? We strive to answer these hard hitting questions and more as we ship INDIANA JONES with RICK O'CONNELL (The Mummy) as well as the musical pairing of RAMONA FLOWERS (Scott Pilgrim) and DAZZLER (X-Men). And who better to join us then the one and only, YAEL TYGIEL. Ship with us won't you?

It's Mario's 35th birthday! So we're celebrating by trying to find love for two of his oldest friends... We're shipping DONKEY KONG with the ape from Skull Island, KING KONG! Then, we're going to the fastest Karter around TOAD and we're shipping him with a mushroom-taking mystery solver... SHAGGY (Scooby Doo). What will happen when Shaggy sees this walking psychotropic at Burning Man? Listen to find out! 

The wonder thing about an ALL TIGER SHIP is that we're releasing this kind of, not really Tiger King themed episode months late! Find out who's the real Tiger King top when we ship TIGGER (Winnie the Pooh) with HOBBES (Calvin & Hobbes). Then let's dig into some real literature as we ship GOLLUM (LOTR) with MRS. HAVISHAM (Great Expectations). All that and more with our guest Nikki Urban!

A relationship more powerful than any Ships in the Night has ever seen before.... can a relationship last between the Almighty himself GOD (the Morgan Freeman one) and Watchmen's own god DR. MANHATTAN. Who watches the sex tape the Watchmen make? Then it's time for a talking to on a talk show ship with SPACE GHOST who'll be shipping on the east coast with SNL's THE CHURCH LADY. All that and more with returning guest, comedian DAVE CIACCIO!

No ships for you! Just kidding, we're nicer than this guy. But tune in to hear what happens when we start a ship between Seinfeld's THE SOUP NAZI and The Muppets' SWEDISH CHEF. Then we're going case solving with two badass detectives, JESSICA JONES and SHERLOCK HOLMES. And we're not going alone, we've got KATY DOLLE to join us for this one...

It's not just a fantasy, we're shipping that stylish, boyish doctor JD (Scrubs) with that excitable, friendly, time-traveling doctor THE DOCTOR (the 13th one, specifically). How will these universes unite in beauty and smut? You'll have to listen to find out. Plus a ship of pure unbelievable power... ONE PUNCH MAN and SUPERMAN! And this episode welcomes back the wonderful, amazing ALEXIS TORRES!

They may be villains, but they're wearing masks in public, so we think they deserve love; can SHREDDER and DARTH VADER take a break from trying to kill teenagers long enough to hook up?  Plus, we inadvertently realize GREASE is the most confusing love story of all time as we pair SANDY with WOLVERINE.  SAM HORWITZ is back on the pod, and he desperately wants us to find love for JONNY QUEST.  One of us presents possibly the least-convincing matchmaker argument in the show's history... come laugh at our failure!

It's our two-year anniversary! We didn't make a big deal about it! Can the purr-fect crime make purr-fect lovers with CATWOMAN and KITTY PRYDE? Can the dulcet tones of Ringo Starr help OPTIMUS PRIME grab hold of THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE'S caboose? Plus, guest EVE ESQUIRE provides us with an unseasonably spooky matchmaker segment when she brings in Marvel's AGATHA HARKNESS (we know... we had to look her up too!)

What does it mean to be truly isolated? Well TRUMAN BURBANK (The Truman Show) and RAPUNZEL (Tangled) certainly could spin us a yarn about it. But what if they hooked up? Then! It's the miniature horse with the biggest heart LIL SEBASTIAN (Parks and Recreation) and the sitcom horse with the smallest heart of all BOJACK HORSEMAN, how will this celebrity pairing go? Let's find out with returning guest YAEL TYGIEL, this week on SHIPS IN THE NIGHT!