Welcome to Jokes Out Loud — I’m Thomas Smith, your slightly confused but very curious guide through the wild world of… shopping malls.

Today’s episode: Shopping Mall Observations. We’re taking a stroll down the food court runway, decoding questionable fashion choices, and wondering why every bench has at least one person with a cellphone and a snack in hand.

Stick around—because if you’ve ever gotten lost between a kiosk selling sunglasses and a fake designer bag, this one’s for you.