Oh hey! Lucky we caught you. We were just passing through this time on an errand for our good friend John Titor. While we’re here though, maybe we could take a short period of time to review your internet for modern time travel discourse!

I’m sure it’s chock full o’ useful information about the past.

Also if this short period of time lasts nearly an hour, just ignore it. That’s your faulty perception of time working against you again, probably.

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