Shortwave Kitsch Radio Show

Season 13, Episode 5

Life With Elara - “Night of the Living Room”

Written by Brandon L. Joyner

Dinner with the boss is stressful enough without unexpected visitors from another planet!

When Elara Newton discovers that her husband Dean has invited his boss and wife over for dinner, she suddenly finds herself facing her greatest earthly challenge yet: entertaining guests beyond her usual dinner-for-two routine. With the help of her neighbor Mabel, Elara sets out to prepare an elegant meal—but a frozen chicken, a questionable menu, and a little extraterrestrial ingenuity threaten to derail the evening before it even begins.

Just when things seem to be coming together, two unexpected visitors from Jupiter arrive, bringing their own peculiar customs, unusual observations, and a whole new meaning to dinner conversation. Now Elara and Dean must juggle interplanetary diplomacy, workplace politics, and the delicate art of being gracious hosts—all while keeping their cosmic connections under wraps.

Can one ordinary dinner party survive this much out-of-this-world interference?

“The Big Bad Joke Book Commercial” CAST

Rachel Hiester-Myers - SALLY

Brandon L. Joyner - EDDIE

David Englehart - GENE

Larry Perewiznyck - CHARLIE BAXTER

“Life With Elara” CAST

Luciana Marcial - ELARA NEWTON

David Engelhardt - DEAN NEWTON

Maddie Casto - MABEL HIRSCH

Fred Hutter - PERRY CALLOWAY

Rachel Hiester-Myers - ALTHEA CALLOWAY

Larry Perewiznyk - ORSON VALE

Brandon L. Joyner - LYLE VALE

Narrated by DAVID JOYNER

Song: “THE ROOM WAS DARK” 

Sung by BRANDON L. JOYNER

Music by PEDRO TORO / Lyrics by BRANDON L. JOYNER

Song - “UNTIL NEXT TIME…”

Sung by David Joyner, Jeannie Joyner, John Joyner, Kristen N. Granet and the Cast of SWK 

Music by Pedro M. Toro

Lyrics by Brandon L. Joyner 

DAVID JOYNER - THE NARRATOR

Music Direction and Accompaniment by Joanna Norwood

Sound Effects performed LIVE by Brooke Rash

Production Team:

Producers: Maddie Casto-Koebler, Kristen N. Granet, Brandon L. Joyner, Brooke Rash

Sound Engineer: Matt Ciclon 

Recording & Mixing by: Matt Ciclon

Business & Podcast Manager: Kristen N. Granet

Original episode art by Maddie Casto-Koebler

Logo: Linkon

This Episode is Proudly Brought to You by the Generous Support of:

Karen's Korner Frame & Gift Shop (⁠⁠⁠⁠karenskornerframeandart.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠) - Celebrating 26 YEARS in the ARTS!

Such and Such Designs (⁠⁠⁠⁠www.suchandsuchdesigns.com⁠⁠⁠⁠) 

Toro Music Studio (⁠⁠⁠⁠www.toromusicstudio.com⁠⁠⁠⁠) Vintage Vixens (⁠ https://vv4veterans.com/⁠)

Special Thanks to:

Lesa Spillers, Julia Sorenson, Tara O'Shields, Rose Newman, Josh Anderson, Kerry Bowers, Jeff & Teri Ziccardi, The Joyner Family, Cheryl Granet, Seth Milling-Furchgott, Jef Bailey, Alison Le, Brad Walbeck, along with other marvelous yet anonymous donors!

Connect with Us:⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠,⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ @swkradioshow

For more information on who we are and what we're about, visit:⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.shortwavekitsch.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Our show thrives with the support of our Patreon community! If you're able, we invite you to be part of the journey and help sustain the laughter for episodes to come.

Support Our SWK Pod:⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/SWKRadioShow⁠⁠

AND... Hat on a Hat Creative, the mastermind team behind SWK, is now registered as a Non-Profit under the 501c classification for the arts, reporting under EIN 99-3747555, SC ID: P91719. If you are interested in helping our dream continue to be a reality, we would love your support. Learn more at⁠ ⁠https://www.shortwavekitsch.com/hatonahatcreative⁠⁠ !

Season 13, Episode 4

Hollywood Hunters - “Kabuki and the Beast”

Written by Brandon L. Joyner

Hollywood has always been home to larger-than-life performances, but Patty Odd and Jesse Ball are about to discover that some stars take method acting a little too far!

When Constance Vale hires Odd/Ball Talent to help her husband, Victor, a leading man on a prestigious film production, Patty and Jesse find themselves investigating a mysterious theatrical mask that has transformed his performance—and his personality. Victor is suddenly delivering flawless scenes, but the man Constance loves is disappearing behind the character.

As the mask's influence spreads across the studio, the producers face a tempting choice: protect their star or cash in on his supernatural success. With the clock ticking, Patty and Jesse must dig into the mask's unusual origins and find a way to stop its growing power. Can two cash-strapped talent agents outsmart a supernatural showstopper before Hollywood's latest production becomes its most terrifying premiere?

"GLEAM GLIDE FLOOR FINISH BY CLUTTERBUCK” COMMERCIAL CAST:

MADDIE CASTO - BEBE WHITE

JENNIFER HOLSTEIN  - CONNIE BISHOP

MIKE HORNACEK - WALT WHITE

MICHAEL CATANGAY - HARRY BISHOP

“HOLLYWOOD HUNTERS” CAST:

LIZZIE MEARS - PATTY ODD

MIKE HORNACEK - JESSE BALL

MADDIE CASTO - CONSTANCE VALE

MICHAEL CATANGAY - HAL BIXBY

JENNIFER HOLSTEIN - MIRIAM POMEROY

MEREDITH DICKARD - EDIE KLINE

BRANDON L. JOYNER - VICTOR VALE/THE MASK 

Song - “PORCHLIGHT SERENADE”

Sung by: LIZZIE MEARS

Music by: PEDRO M TORO

Lyrics by: BRANDON L JOYNER

Song - “UNTIL NEXT TIME…”

Sung by David Joyner, Jeannie Joyner, John Joyner, Kristen N. Granet and the Cast of SWK 

Music by Pedro M. Toro

Lyrics by Brandon L. Joyner 

DAVID JOYNER - THE NARRATOR

Music Direction and Accompaniment by Joanna Norwood

Sound Effects performed LIVE by Brooke Rash

Production Team:

Producers: Maddie Casto-Koebler, Kristen N. Granet, Brandon L. Joyner, Brooke Rash

Sound Engineer: Matt Ciclon 

Recording & Mixing by: Matt Ciclon

Business & Podcast Manager: Kristen N. Granet

Original episode art by Maddie Casto-Koebler

Logo: Linkon

This Episode is Proudly Brought to You by the Generous Support of:

Karen's Korner Frame & Gift Shop (⁠⁠⁠⁠karenskornerframeandart.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠) - Celebrating 26 YEARS in the ARTS!

Such and Such Designs (⁠⁠⁠⁠www.suchandsuchdesigns.com⁠⁠⁠⁠) 

Toro Music Studio (⁠⁠⁠⁠www.toromusicstudio.com⁠⁠⁠⁠) Vintage Vixens (⁠ https://vv4veterans.com/⁠)

Special Thanks to:

Lesa Spillers, Julia Sorenson, Tara O'Shields, Rose Newman, Josh Anderson, Kerry Bowers, Jeff & Teri Ziccardi, The Joyner Family, Cheryl Granet, Seth Milling-Furchgott, Jef Bailey, Alison Le, Brad Walbeck, along with other marvelous yet anonymous donors!

Connect with Us:⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠,⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ @swkradioshow

For more information on who we are and what we're about, visit:⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.shortwavekitsch.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Our show thrives with the support of our Patreon community! If you're able, we invite you to be part of the journey and help sustain the laughter for episodes to come.

Support Our SWK Pod:⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/SWKRadioShow⁠⁠

AND... Hat on a Hat Creative, the mastermind team behind SWK, is now registered as a Non-Profit under the 501c classification for the arts, reporting under EIN 99-3747555, SC ID: P91719. If you are interested in helping our dream continue to be a reality, we would love your support. Learn more at⁠ ⁠https://www.shortwavekitsch.com/hatonahatcreative⁠⁠ !

Season 13, Episode 3

Call the Lady Physician - “Silent But Deadly"

Written by Brandon L. Joyner

High above the jagged peaks of the Carpathian Mountains, adventure calls—and Cliff Ryder is about to answer it in the most spectacularly disastrous way possible!

When Cliff and Dr. Elise Banks set out to locate a missing archaeological expedition, engine trouble sends their aircraft crashing onto a remote mountain plateau. But a wrecked plane is the least of their worries. At the expedition's abandoned camp, they discover evidence of a mysterious medieval treasure and a strange, glowing mineral that may be far more dangerous than anyone realizes.

Their investigation takes a sinister turn when Elise's former colleague, the brilliant but ruthless Dr. Viktoria Havel, appears with armed companions and plans of her own. Trapped in an ancient Templar vault, Cliff and Elise must contend with deadly secrets, questionable scientific ambitions, and a mountain that threatens to bury them all.

Can our intrepid adventurers escape the collapsing vault before the pursuit of treasure becomes their final adventure?

"CLUTTERBUCK’S COCAINE COUGH CANDIES Commercial” CAST:

TIFFANY PARKER-COPELAND - RUBY ALDRIDGE

MADDIE CASTO - EVIE CULPEPPER

LIZZIE MEARS - DOTTIE FARNSWORTH

JENNIFER HOLSTEIN - BOBBY ALDRIDGE

MICHAEL CATANGAY - BRUCE ALDRIDGE

“CALL THE LADY PHYSICIAN” CAST:

BRANDON L. JOYNER - CLIFF RYDER

TIFFANY PARKER-COPELAND - ELISE BANKS

LIZZIE MEARS - VIKTORIA HAVEL

KRYSTAL KASTEN-MARSHALL - KATARINA NOVÁKOVÁ

MADDIE CASTO - ZUZANA KOVÁCSOVÁ

PAUL O’BRIEN - MIKLOS KOVÁCS

JAY SHADIX - JAN NOVÁK

“Can’t Keep My Hands Off Your Buns” 

Sung by MADDIE CASTOMusic by: PEDRO M TORO

Sung by: KRYSTAL KASTEN-MARSHALL

Music by: PEDRO M TORO

Lyrics by: BRANDON L JOYNER

Song - “Until Next Time…”

Sung by David Joyner, Jeannie Joyner, John Joyner, Kristen N. Granet and the Cast of SWK 

Music by Pedro M. Toro

Lyrics by Brandon L. Joyner 

DAVID JOYNER - THE NARRATOR

Music Direction and Accompaniment by Joanna Norwood

Sound Effects performed LIVE by Brooke Rash

Production Team:

Producers: Maddie Casto-Koebler, Kristen N. Granet, Brandon L. Joyner, Brooke Rash

Sound Engineer: Matt Ciclon 

Recording & Mixing by: Matt Ciclon

Business & Podcast Manager: Kristen N. Granet

Original episode art by Maddie Casto-Koebler

Logo: Linkon

This Episode is Proudly Brought to You by the Generous Support of:

Karen's Korner Frame & Gift Shop (⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠karenskornerframeandart.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠) - Celebrating 26 YEARS in the ARTS!

Saltwater Cowboys (⁠⁠⁠⁠saltwater-cowboys.com⁠⁠⁠⁠)

Such and Such Designs (⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.suchandsuchdesigns.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠) 

Toro Music Studio (⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.toromusicstudio.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠)Vintage Vixens (⁠⁠⁠ https://vv4veterans.com/⁠⁠⁠)

Special Thanks to:

Lesa Spillers, Julia Sorenson, Tara O'Shields, Rose Newman, Josh Anderson, Kerry Bowers, Jeff & Teri Ziccardi, The Joyner Family, Cheryl Granet, Seth Milling-Furchgott, Jef Bailey, Alison Le, Brad Walbeck, along with other marvelous yet anonymous donors!

Connect with Us:⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠,⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @swkradioshow

For more information on who we are and what we're about, visit:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.shortwavekitsch.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Our show thrives with the support of our Patreon community! If you're able, we invite you to be part of the journey and help sustain the laughter for episodes to come.

Support Our SWK Pod:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/SWKRadioShow⁠⁠⁠⁠

AND... Hat on a Hat Creative, the mastermind team behind SWK, is now registered as a Non-Profit under the 501c classification for the arts, reporting under EIN 99-3747555, SC ID: P91719. If you are interested in helping our dream continue to be a reality, we would love your support. Learn more at⁠⁠⁠ ⁠https://www.shortwavekitsch.com/hatonahatcreative⁠⁠⁠⁠ !

Season 13, Episode 2

To Whom It May Concern… - “That’s the Sound of the Man Missing on the Train-Gang”

Written by Brandon L. Joyner

Dear readers, when a woman insists she witnessed a man collapse aboard a train, you might expect the authorities to investigate. Instead, they insist nothing happened. Naturally, this is precisely the sort of nonsense that brings Adriana Agony to the scene!

When Margaret Hale summons the sharp-witted agony aunt to help her sister Evelyn, Adriana finds herself confronting a railway determined to deny the impossible. No body, no missing passenger, no emergency recorded. So, what exactly did Evelyn witness?

With the ever-questionable Inspector Cunningham in tow, Adriana questions the stationmaster, challenges the railway physician, and attempts to reconstruct the mysterious incident. But when her first theory spectacularly fails, even the most determined detective might consider surrendering to a nice cup of tea.

Fortunately, Adriana's loyal but bewilderingly unconventional assistant, Reginald, may hold the key to a mystery hiding in plain sight. Can Adriana uncover the truth before the railway's secrets disappear for good?

“DR. CLUTTERBUCK'S BRONCHIAL BRIGHTENER & AERATED LUNG EXPANDER" COMMERCIAL CAST:

PAUL O’BRIEN - HARLAND WHITCOMB

LIZZIE MEARS - BEA WHITCOMB

JAY SHADIX - STANLEY PIKE

TIFFANY PARKER-COPELAND - WHINNY PIKE

"To Whom It May Concern...” CAST:MADDIE CASTO - ADRIANA AGONY

BRANDON L. JOYNER - REGINALD

JAY SHADIX - INSPECTOR FREDERICK CUNNINGHAM

TIFFANY PARKER-COPELAND - MARGARET HALE

LIZZIE MEARS - EVELYN HALE

PAUL O’BRIEN - STATIONMASTER

KRYSTAL KASTEN-MARSHALL - DR. PEMBROKE

Song: “Women’s Work Is Never Done” 

Sung by: KRYSTAL KASTEN-MARSHALL

Music by: PEDRO M TORO

Lyrics by: BRANDON L JOYNER

Song - “Until Next Time…”

Sung by David Joyner, Jeannie Joyner, John Joyner, Kristen N. Granet and the Cast of SWK 

Music by Pedro M. Toro

Lyrics by Brandon L. Joyner 

DAVID JOYNER - THE NARRATOR

Music Direction and Accompaniment by Joanna Norwood

Sound Effects performed LIVE by Brooke Rash

Production Team:

Producers: Maddie Casto-Koebler, Kristen N. Granet, Brandon L. Joyner, Brooke Rash

Sound Engineer: Matt Ciclon 

Recording & Mixing by: Matt Ciclon

Business & Podcast Manager: Kristen N. Granet

Original episode art by Maddie Casto-Koebler

Logo: Linkon

This Episode is Proudly Brought to You by the Generous Support of:

Karen's Korner Frame & Gift Shop (⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠karenskornerframeandart.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠) - Celebrating 26 YEARS in the ARTS!

Saltwater Cowboys (⁠⁠⁠saltwater-cowboys.com⁠⁠⁠)

Such and Such Designs (⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.suchandsuchdesigns.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠) 

Toro Music Studio (⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.toromusicstudio.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠)Vintage Vixens (⁠⁠ https://vv4veterans.com/⁠⁠)

Special Thanks to:

Lesa Spillers, Julia Sorenson, Tara O'Shields, Rose Newman, Josh Anderson, Kerry Bowers, Jeff & Teri Ziccardi, The Joyner Family, Cheryl Granet, Seth Milling-Furchgott, Jef Bailey, Alison Le, Brad Walbeck, along with other marvelous yet anonymous donors!

Connect with Us:⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠,⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @swkradioshow

For more information on who we are and what we're about, visit:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.shortwavekitsch.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Our show thrives with the support of our Patreon community! If you're able, we invite you to be part of the journey and help sustain the laughter for episodes to come.

Support Our SWK Pod:⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/SWKRadioShow⁠⁠⁠

AND... Hat on a Hat Creative, the mastermind team behind SWK, is now registered as a Non-Profit under the 501c classification for the arts, reporting under EIN 99-3747555, SC ID: P91719. If you are interested in helping our dream continue to be a reality, we would love your support. Learn more at⁠⁠ ⁠https://www.shortwavekitsch.com/hatonahatcreative⁠⁠⁠ !

Shortwave Kitsch

Season 13, Episode 1

A Hog Killin’ Time - “A Matter of Life and Debt”

Written by Brandon L. Joyner

In the dusty town of Giddy-Up Gulch, life is usually slow, spirits are strong, and trouble has a funny way of finding Prudence Beaumont and her colorful band of misfits. But when banker Horace Dyke bursts into the Scratchin’ Post claiming the bank has been robbed, Pru and Lucky Allman discover something far stranger than missing money.

A mysterious ledger page has disappeared—one that could have serious consequences for someone’s future. Before they can get to the bottom of it, Pru, Lucky, and their unexpected companions find themselves trapped inside the bank vault with a growing list of questions, suspicious characters, and tensions running hotter than the prairie sun.

As secrets surface and everyone has something to hide, getting out of the vault may be only the beginning of the trouble.

What exactly is written on that missing page—and who will pay the price for it?

"DERMABELLE COLD CREAM BY CLUTTERBUCK" COMMERCIAL

MADDIE CASTO - GLORIA LOONLIZZIE MEARS - VERNA DAVENPORTBRANDON L. JOYNER - MARTY KESSLERMICHAEL CATANGAY - EDGAR LOON

“A Hog Killin’ Time” CAST:

JENNIFER HOLSTEIN - PRU BEAUMONT

BRANDON L. JOYNER - CLEVELAND

MEREDITH DICKARD - CHEYENNE

MADDIE CASTO - MARION BLACKWOOD

MICHAEL CATANGAY - LUCKY ALLMAN

MIKE HORNACEK - HORACE DYKE

LIZZIE MEARS - EVELYN PRICE

Song: “A VELVET GLOVE” 

Sung by: MEDREDITH DICKARD

Music by: PEDRO M TORO

Lyrics by: BRANDON L JOYNER

Song - “Until Next Time…”

Sung by David Joyner, Jeannie Joyner, John Joyner, Kristen N. Granet and the Cast of SWK 

Music by Pedro M. Toro

Lyrics by Brandon L. Joyner 

DAVID JOYNER - THE NARRATOR

Music Direction and Accompaniment by Joanna Norwood

Sound Effects performed LIVE by Brooke Rash

Production Team:

Producers: Maddie Casto-Koebler, Kristen N. Granet, Brandon L. Joyner, Brooke Rash

Sound Engineer: Matt Ciclon 

Recording & Mixing by: Matt Ciclon

Business & Podcast Manager: Kristen N. Granet

Original episode art by Maddie Casto-Koebler

Logo: Linkon

This Episode is Proudly Brought to You by the Generous Support of:

Karen's Korner Frame & Gift Shop (⁠⁠⁠⁠karenskornerframeandart.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠) - Celebrating 26 YEARS in the ARTS!

Saltwater Cowboys (⁠⁠saltwater-cowboys.com⁠⁠)

Such and Such Designs (⁠⁠⁠⁠www.suchandsuchdesigns.com⁠⁠⁠⁠) 

Toro Music Studio (⁠⁠⁠⁠www.toromusicstudio.com⁠⁠⁠⁠)Vintage Vixens (⁠ https://vv4veterans.com/⁠)

Special Thanks to:

Lesa Spillers, Julia Sorenson, Tara O'Shields, Rose Newman, Josh Anderson, Kerry Bowers, Jeff & Teri Ziccardi, The Joyner Family, Cheryl Granet, Seth Milling-Furchgott, Jef Bailey, Alison Le, Brad Walbeck, along with other marvelous yet anonymous donors!

Connect with Us:⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠,⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ @swkradioshow

For more information on who we are and what we're about, visit:⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.shortwavekitsch.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Our show thrives with the support of our Patreon community! If you're able, we invite you to be part of the journey and help sustain the laughter for episodes to come.

Support Our SWK Pod:⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/SWKRadioShow⁠⁠

AND... Hat on a Hat Creative, the mastermind team behind SWK, is now registered as a Non-Profit under the 501c classification for the arts, reporting under EIN 99-3747555, SC ID: P91719. If you are interested in helping our dream continue to be a reality, we would love your support. Learn more at⁠ ⁠https://www.shortwavekitsch.com/hatonahatcreative⁠⁠ !

Season 12 BONUS

Shortwave KitschA Clutterbuck Special Presentation: The Best of Dr. Clutterbuck, Volume 2! 

Written by Brandon L. Joyner 

Welcome to The Best of Clutterbuck, Volume 2! In this special episode, the infamous Dr. Clutterbuck invites you on an unforgettable, hilarious journey. Open your ears and enjoy this uproarious compilation from Shortwave Kitsch, capturing the ludicrous pizazz of the century's ultimate snake oil salesman.

This collection is a fast-paced romp into classic radio hucksterism, highlighting the energetic showmanship of a smooth-talking traveling salesman. Armed with effortless charm and sharp wit, this charismatic trickster pitches highly suspect miracle cures and magical elixirs to anyone who will listen. Packed with outrageous claims, tall tales, and pure theatrical flair, these vintage-style ads deliver an abundance of laughs and nostalgia. It is the perfect listen for anyone who loves old-time radio broadcasts or simply enjoys the clever, high-energy spiel of a classic con artist!

Cast:

“SILVER FALL HOPS” – S6 Ep1

RALPH JONES - Michael Catangay

HUBERT WILLIAMS - Jay Shadix

EMILY WILLIAMS - Victoria Hartshorn

“AXON ALL-PURPOSE CLEANER” – S6 Ep6

SYLVIA - Luciana Marcial-Vincion

JUNE - Tiffany Parker-Copeland

GERALDINE - Maddie Casto

MELVIN - Fred Hutter

“AXON ALL-PURPOSE CLEANER JINGLE” 

Sung by Veronica Wilt and Brandon L. Joyner

Music and Lyrics by Brandon L. Joyner 

Accompaniment by Joanna Norwood

“GRANOLA NUGGETS” – S7 Ep5

ORVILLE - Angel Ortiz - Orville

GWEN - Julia Sorenson - Gwen

GUS THE GORILLA - Jay Shadix

TREVOR HARKER - Brandon L. Joyner

“DR. CLUTTERBUCK'S SENSATIONAL SEA CREATURES” – S7 Ep4

JOYCE - Laura Lynn Lester

TILLY - Lizzie Harris

MR. BRANNOCK - Mike Hornacek

“CLUTTERBUCK'S CORK CUSHION CLASSIC” – S8 Ep2

COACH FINNEGAN - Mike Hornacek

JIMMY FINALY - Jay Shadix

ERNIE JENKINS - Brandon L. Joyner

“PROCTICAL MAGIC” – S8 Ep6

ELMER PUTNAM - Brandon L. Joyner

HORACE SMITH - Larry Perewiznyk

LYLE MILLER - Stephan Hughes

VIRGINIA SMITH - Veronica Wilt

“ZING! NERVE TONIC, A CLUTTERBUCK COLLABORATION COMMERCIAL” – S8 Ep5

RUTH - Luciana Marcial

NANCY - Tiffany Parker-Copeland

DAVID - Mike Hornacek

FRANK - Michael Catangay

“DR. CLUTTERBUCK’S LITTLE FIX-IT TOOL SET” – S9 Ep5

JEROME - Larry Perewiznyk

GORDON - Fred Hutter

PETEY - Brandon L. Joyner

AMANDA - Andrea Catangay

“CLUTTERBUCK’S CALLMASTER 600” – S10 Ep1

BLANCHE - Saralyn Ortiz

DOTTIE - Jennifer Holstein

CHUCK - Fred Hutter

“FRESH AND CLEAN LAUNDRY” – S11 Ep5

RONALD - David Englehart

JOYCE - Laura Lynn Lester

VINNIE - Brandon L. Joyner

DAVID JOYNER - THE NARRATOR

Music Dir & Accom by Joanna Norwood and Patrick Boyle

Sound Effects performed LIVE by Brooke Rash

Production Team:

Producers: Maddie Casto-Koebler, Kristen N. Granet, Brandon L. Joyner, Brooke Rash

Sound Engineer: Matt Ciclon 

Recording & Mixing by: Matt Ciclon

Business & Podcast Manager: Kristen N. Granet 

Original episode art by Maddie Casto-Koebler

Logo: Linkon

This Episode is Proudly Brought to You by the Generous Support of:

Karen's Korner Frame & Gift Shop (⁠⁠⁠karenskornerframeandart.com/⁠⁠⁠)

Such and Such Designs (⁠⁠⁠www.suchandsuchdesigns.com⁠⁠⁠) 

Toro Music Studio (⁠⁠⁠www.toromusicstudio.com⁠⁠⁠)

Vintage Vixens (https://vv4veterans.com/) 

Special Thanks to:

Lesa Spillers, Julia Sorenson, Tara O'Shields, Rose Newman, Josh Anderson, Kerry Bowers, Jeff & Teri Ziccardi, The Joyner Family, Cheryl Granet, Seth Milling-Furchgott, Jef Bailey, Alison Le, Brad Walbeck, along with other marvelous yet anonymous donors!

Connect with Us:⁠ ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠,⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ @swkradioshow

For more information on who we are and what we're about, visit:⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.shortwavekitsch.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Our show thrives with the support of our community!

Support Our SWK Pod:⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/SWKRadioShow⁠

AND Hat on a Hat Creative Non-Profit ⁠https://www.shortwavekitsch.com/hatonahatcreative⁠ !

Shortwave Kitsch

Season 12, Episode 6

Fidelity, Bravery, Integrity - “Float Like a Finger, Sting Like a Plea!”

Written by Brandon L. Joyner

Disgraced former FBI agent Jack Finger may have been pushed from the federal ranks, but he hasn’t lost his taste for justice—or trouble. Tonight, his latest assignment takes him undercover into a smoky betting parlor, where a high-stakes boxing match is about to turn into something much more dangerous.

As fighter Tommy Malone steps into the ring, Jack begins to notice that something about the bout doesn’t quite add up. A suspicious referee, a crooked promoter, a mysterious cigarette girl, and an intrepid reporter all seem to have their own agendas. With money changing hands and the punches getting harder, Jack finds himself digging deeper into a scheme that reaches far beyond the boxing ring.

But when his investigation puts him directly in the path of the people behind the fix, Jack discovers that solving the case may require more than fists, courage, and a clever one-liner.

Can Jack Finger uncover the truth before he becomes the next victim of the fight?

"DR. CLUTTERBUCK’S CREAMY CRANK” COMMERCIAL

LIZZIE MEARS - PEARL

LARRY PEREWIZNYCK - WALTER

MIKE HORNACEK - CHARLIE

BRANDON L. JOYNER - RAY

"FIDELITY, BRAVERY, INTEGRITY” CAST:

LARRY PEREWIZNYCK - JACK FINGER

BRANDON L. JOYNER - TOMMY MALONE

SARALYN ORTIZ - VELMA KNOX

LIZZIE MEARS - GLORIA VANCE

MADDIE CASTO - RITA DELANEY

MIKE HORNACEK - MA CARUSO

“JUST ONE THING”

Sung by  LIZZIE MEARS

Accompaniment by Joanna Norwood

Music by Pedro Toro

Lyrics by Brandon L. Joyner

Song - “Until Next Time…”

Sung by David Joyner, Jeannie Joyner, John Joyner, Kristen N. Granet and the Cast of SWK 

Music by Pedro M. Toro

Lyrics by Brandon L. Joyner 

DAVID JOYNER - THE NARRATOR

Music Direction and Accompaniment by Joanna Norwood

Sound Effects performed LIVE by Brooke Rash

Production Team:

Producers: Maddie Casto-Koebler, Kristen N. Granet, Brandon L. Joyner, Brooke Rash

Sound Engineer: Matt Ciclon 

Recording & Mixing by: Matt Ciclon

Business & Podcast Manager: Kristen N. Granet 

Original episode art by Maddie Casto-Koebler

Logo: Linkon

This Episode is Proudly Brought to You by the Generous Support of:

Karen's Korner Frame & Gift Shop (⁠⁠⁠⁠karenskornerframeandart.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠) - Celebrating 26 YEARS in the ARTS!

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Such and Such Designs (⁠⁠⁠⁠www.suchandsuchdesigns.com⁠⁠⁠⁠) 

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Special Thanks to:

Lesa Spillers, Julia Sorenson, Tara O'Shields, Rose Newman, Josh Anderson, Kerry Bowers, Jeff & Teri Ziccardi, The Joyner Family, Cheryl Granet, Seth Milling-Furchgott, Jef Bailey, Alison Le, Brad Walbeck, along with other marvelous yet anonymous donors!

Connect with Us:⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠,⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ @swkradioshow

For more information on who we are and what we're about, visit:⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.shortwavekitsch.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Our show thrives with the support of our Patreon community! If you're able, we invite you to be part of the journey and help sustain the laughter for episodes to come.

Support Our SWK Pod:⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/SWKRadioShow⁠⁠

AND... Hat on a Hat Creative, the mastermind team behind SWK, is now registered as a Non-Profit under the 501c classification for the arts, reporting under EIN 99-3747555, SC ID: P91719. If you are interested in helping our dream continue to be a reality, we would love your support. Learn more at⁠ ⁠https://www.shortwavekitsch.com/hatonahatcreative⁠⁠ !

Shortwave Kitsch

Season 12, Episode 5

Life With Elara - All Whisk and No Reward!

Written by Brandon L. Joyner

Elara Newton is determined to prove she can fit in on Earth—and what better way than by helping with the church’s annual bake sale? With loving husband Dean by her side, Elara sets out to create the perfect assortment of sweet treats. But when a friendly little competition with some fiercely traditional church ladies turns into a battle for baking supremacy, Elara’s competitive streak takes over.

Unfortunately, Elara has a few advantages her fellow bakers don’t: a mysterious pantry from Jupiter, some decidedly unconventional ingredients, and a willingness to experiment with the laws of reality. What could possibly go wrong?

As the church bake sale heats up, strange things begin happening among the contestants—and Dean starts wondering whether Elara’s shortcuts have gone a little too far. Can she save the day, the bake sale, and possibly everyone’s grasp on reality?

Just how far will Elara go to win a bake-off?

“Dr. Clutterbuck CloudBurst Chews” Commercial CAST:

David Englehart - MR. BELL

Michael Catangay - BILLY

Rachel Hiester-Myers - ANNIE

LIFE WITH ELARA CAST:

David Englehart - DEAN NEWTON

Jennifer Holstein - PENELOPE CRUMSHAW

Luciana Marcial - ELARA NEWTON

Brandon L. Joyner - PASTOR TOMLIN

Michael Catangay - HORACE FLINT

Rachel Hiester-Myers - DOROTHY HAGGERTY

Song - “Dancin’ With Myself”

Sung by Rachel Hiester-Myers

Music by Pedro Toro

Lyrics by Brandon L. Joyner

Song - “Until Next Time…”

Sung by David Joyner, Jeannie Joyner, John Joyner, Kristen N. Granet and the Cast of SWK 

Music by Pedro M. Toro

Lyrics by Brandon L. Joyner 

DAVID JOYNER - THE NARRATOR

Music Direction and Accompaniment by Joanna Norwood

Sound Effects performed LIVE by Brooke Rash

Production Team:

Producers: Maddie Casto-Koebler, Kristen N. Granet, Brandon L. Joyner, Brooke Rash

Sound Engineer: Matt Ciclon 

Recording & Mixing by: Matt Ciclon

Business & Podcast Manager: Kristen N. Granet 

Original episode art by Maddie Casto-Koebler

Logo: Linkon

This Episode is Proudly Brought to You by the Generous Support of:

Karen's Korner Frame & Gift Shop (⁠⁠⁠karenskornerframeandart.com/⁠⁠⁠) - Celebrating 26 YEARS in the ARTS!

Saltwater Cowboys (⁠saltwater-cowboys.com⁠)

Justin Wham - Flowers & Events (⁠⁠⁠jwweddingsandevents.com/⁠⁠⁠)

Such and Such Designs (⁠⁠⁠www.suchandsuchdesigns.com⁠⁠⁠) 

Toro Music Studio (⁠⁠⁠www.toromusicstudio.com⁠⁠⁠)

Vintage Vixens (https://vv4veterans.com/) 

Special Thanks to:

Lesa Spillers, Julia Sorenson, Tara O'Shields, Rose Newman, Josh Anderson, Kerry Bowers, Jeff & Teri Ziccardi, The Joyner Family, Cheryl Granet, Seth Milling-Furchgott, Jef Bailey, Alison Le, Brad Walbeck, along with other marvelous yet anonymous donors!

Connect with Us:⁠ ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠,⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ @swkradioshow

For more information on who we are and what we're about, visit:⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.shortwavekitsch.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Our show thrives with the support of our Patreon community! If you're able, we invite you to be part of the journey and help sustain the laughter for episodes to come.

Support Our SWK Pod:⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/SWKRadioShow⁠

AND... Hat on a Hat Creative, the mastermind team behind SWK, is now registered as a Non-Profit under the 501c classification for the arts, reporting under EIN 99-3747555, SC ID: P91719. If you are interested in helping our dream continue to be a reality, we would love your support. Learn more at ⁠https://www.shortwavekitsch.com/hatonahatcreative⁠ !

Shortwave Kitsch

Season 12, Episode 4

Hollywood Hunters! - The Magical Mystery Box!

Written by Brandon L. Joyner

When a mysterious music box arrives at the office of Odd/Ball Talent, screenwriter Elias Grimm brings a cursed artifact that's been terrorizing the set of High Flying Pictures. The box, rumored to have belonged to a countess who lost her children in a fire, doesn't just play music—it feeds on fear and targets its victims with supernatural precision. Actress Clara Darling becomes its latest obsession as accidents plague the film production. Patty Odd and Jesse Ball must uncover the entity's true name to break its hold, but discovering it requires using Clara as bait in a dangerous ritual. As the spirit grows more powerful and reveals its ultimate goal, our hunters realize this isn't just about saving one starlet—something far more sinister is trying to break through into their world. 

"FERROVITA TABLETS” COMMERCIAL CAST:

SARALYN ORTIZ - ARLENE

MADDIE CASTO - MARGIE

BRANDON L. JOYNER - IRVIN

HOLLYWOOD HUNTERS CAST:

LIZZIE MEARS - PATTY ODD

MIKE HORNACEK - JESSE BALL

BRANDON L. JOYNER - ELIAS GRIMM

LARRY PEREWIZNYCK - THADDEUS GRANT

SARALYN ORTIZ - CLARA DARLING

MADDIE CASTO - SPIRIT 1

LARRY PEREWIZNYK - SPIRIT 2

Song: “THAT’S THE WAY I FEEL” 

Sung by: KRISTEN N. GRANET

Music by: PEDRO M TORO

Lyrics by: BRANDON L JOYNER

Song - “Until Next Time…”

Sung by David Joyner, Jeannie Joyner, John Joyner, Kristen N. Granet and the Cast of SWK 

Music by Pedro M. Toro

Lyrics by Brandon L. Joyner 

DAVID JOYNER - THE NARRATOR

Music Direction and Accompaniment by Joanna Norwood

Sound Effects performed LIVE by Brooke Rash

Production Team:

Producers: Maddie Casto-Koebler, Kristen N. Granet, Brandon L. Joyner, Brooke Rash

Sound Engineer: Matt Ciclon 

Recording & Mixing by: Matt Ciclon

Business & Podcast Manager: Kristen N. Granet 

Original episode art by Maddie Casto-Koebler

Logo: Linkon

This Episode is Proudly Brought to You by the Generous Support of:

Karen's Korner Frame & Gift Shop (⁠⁠⁠karenskornerframeandart.com/⁠⁠⁠) - Celebrating 26 YEARS in the ARTS!

Justin Wham - Flowers & Events (⁠⁠⁠jwweddingsandevents.com/⁠⁠⁠)

Such and Such Designs (⁠⁠⁠www.suchandsuchdesigns.com⁠⁠⁠) 

Toro Music Studio (⁠⁠⁠www.toromusicstudio.com⁠⁠⁠)

Vintage Vixens (https://vv4veterans.com/) 

Special Thanks to:

Lesa Spillers, Julia Sorenson, Tara O'Shields, Rose Newman, Josh Anderson, Kerry Bowers, Jeff & Teri Ziccardi, The Joyner Family, Cheryl Granet, Seth Milling-Furchgott, Jef Bailey, Alison Le, Brad Walbeck, along with other marvelous yet anonymous donors!

Connect with Us:⁠ ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠,⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ @swkradioshow

For more information on who we are and what we're about, visit:⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.shortwavekitsch.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Our show thrives with the support of our Patreon community! If you're able, we invite you to be part of the journey and help sustain the laughter for episodes to come.

Support Our SWK Pod:⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/SWKRadioShow⁠

AND... Hat on a Hat Creative, the mastermind team behind SWK, is now registered as a Non-Profit under the 501c classification for the arts, reporting under EIN 99-3747555, SC ID: P91719. If you are interested in helping our dream continue to be a reality, we would love your support. Learn more at ⁠https://www.shortwavekitsch.com/hatonahatcreative⁠ !

Shortwave Kitsch

Season 12, Episode 3

Call the Lady Physician - “The Treasure Principle”

Written by Brandon L. Joyner

In this thrilling episode of Call the Lady Physician, Dr. Elise Banks and pilot Cliff Ryder embark on an epic quest to uncover the mystery of a hidden island known as "The Devil's Maw."

Guided by cryptic journal hints, the duo crash-lands on the uncharted island where they uncover ancient ruins and long-lost secrets buried deep in the jungle. Along the way, they encounter a rival expedition, a mysterious archaeologist with a dark past, and whispers of a "Guardian" protecting a forbidden treasure. As tensions rise and the temple begins to crumble, survival becomes the ultimate prize.

Will Elise and Cliff make it out alive, or will their curiosity lead to their doom? Packed with action, danger, and sharp wit, this episode is a heart-pounding adventure that will leave you questioning: is the greatest treasure worth risking it all?

“Dr. Clutterbuck's Permagrin Commercial” CAST LIST

Fred Hutter - George

Tiffany Parker Copeland - Mildred

Dakota Channer - Ruthie

“Call the Lady Physician!” CAST LIST

Brandon L. Joyner - Cliff Ryder

Tiffany Parker Copeland - Elise Banks

Fred Hutter - Jax

Kerry Bowers - Anna

Larry Perewinyk - Fred

Dakota Channer - Chloe

Dakota Channer - Delivery Boy

Song: “IF LOOKS COULD KILL, YOU’D STILL MISS”

Sung by: BRANDON L JOYNER

Music by: PEDRO M TORO

Lyrics by: BRANDON L JOYNER

Song - “Until Next Time…”

Sung by David Joyner, Jeannie Joyner, John Joyner, Kristen N. Granet and the Cast of SWK 

Music by Pedro M. Toro

Lyrics by Brandon L. Joyner 

DAVID JOYNER - THE NARRATOR

Music Direction and Accompaniment by Joanna Norwood

Sound Effects performed LIVE by Brooke Rash

Production Team:

Producers: Maddie Casto-Koebler, Kristen N. Granet, Brandon L. Joyner, Brooke Rash

Sound Engineer: Matt Ciclon 

Recording & Mixing by: Matt Ciclon

Business & Podcast Manager: Kristen N. Granet

Original episode art by Maddie Casto-Koebler

Logo: Linkon

This Episode is Proudly Brought to You by the Generous Support of:

Karen's Korner Frame & Gift Shop (⁠⁠⁠karenskornerframeandart.com/⁠⁠⁠) - Celebrating 26 YEARS in the ARTS!

Saltwater Cowboys (⁠saltwater-cowboys.com⁠)

Justin Wham - Flowers & Events (⁠⁠⁠jwweddingsandevents.com/⁠⁠⁠)

Such and Such Designs (⁠⁠⁠www.suchandsuchdesigns.com⁠⁠⁠) 

Toro Music Studio (⁠⁠⁠www.toromusicstudio.com⁠⁠⁠)

Special Thanks to:

Lesa Spillers, Julia Sorenson, Tara O'Shields, Rose Newman, Josh Anderson, Kerry Bowers, Jeff & Teri Ziccardi, The Joyner Family, Cheryl Granet, Seth Milling-Furchgott, Jef Bailey, Alison Le, Brad Walbeck, along with other marvelous yet anonymous donors!

Connect with Us:⁠ ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠,⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ @swkradioshow

For more information on who we are and what we're about, visit:⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.shortwavekitsch.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Our show thrives with the support of our Patreon community! If you're able, we invite you to be part of the journey and help sustain the laughter for episodes to come.

Support Our SWK Pod:⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/SWKRadioShow⁠

AND... Hat on a Hat Creative, the mastermind team behind SWK, is now registered as a Non-Profit under the 501c classification for the arts, reporting under EIN 99-3747555, SC ID: P91719. If you are interested in helping our dream continue to be a reality, we would love your support. Learn more at ⁠https://www.shortwavekitsch.com/hatonahatcreative⁠ !