Well here we are everybody.  Today, Jackie and I discuss the ninth episode of HBO's TRAGICALLY CURTAILED comedy 'Gordita Chronicles.' Dubbed "In America, We Fall in Love," this episode brings the passion, the laughs, and finely crafted criticisms of the emptiness of the consumer lifestyle (sort-of).  Join America's Sweethearts as they dig deep into this cornucopia.  Yes the two of them have a 'word-of-the-day' calendar.  What of it? 

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Alright everyone.  We know.  Sorry for the long wait.  No, we're not dead.  Life has just been a little more "Life-y" than usual.  To make up for it though, we packed this episode up to the brim with prime Jackie and Bert content.  Tune in for 20 minutes of Bert pontificating about the ethics of legitimized defiance of law in modern society while Jackie desperately tries to keep him on topic.  Oh, and we talk about Gordita Chronicles, Episode 8: In America, You Get What You Pay For.     

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Here we are.  Three weeks between episodes, thirty minute episode, it's poetic right? It's not? Fine, be that way.  Join us as America's Sweethearts discuss the seventh episode of the late Gordita Chronicles: In America, We Stereotype.  There's a lot of heavy stuff in this episode, but don't worry.  By the end of these thirty minutes, the Castelli Family will single-handedly solve prejudice.  Also Cucu totally messed up on her pinewood derby car.  Way too much wind resistance.  Also also, many apologies to the LEGEND Roberto Clemente.  

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Join America's Sweethearts- - we're working on that trademark, we promise -- as they discuss Gordita Chronicles Season 1 Episode 6 "In America, We Play to Win." Stand (or sit) in awe as Jackie reveals her witch-like ability to seemingly predict everything that happens in this episode.  After that, you can shrug your shoulders in apathy as our dog (Dogmerica's Sweetheart?) makes his presence known.  

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What do you get when you cross a married couple trying to have relations, a woman scorned turning to witchcraft, and Jackie's own personal Halloween experience?  Why, you get episode five of HBO's hit sitcom that's taking the world by storm and no one would EVER cancel in billion-years an... wait, what?  No! Really?  That can't be true.  It's gotten rave reviews and people love it! Why would anyone... you're sure? Damn... 

America's Sweethearts are here to hold your hand through the tears as we discuss the episode "In America We Trick or Treat" and deal with our cancellation-related grief together.  

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Sorry for the delay on episode 4, we were on a super secret mission out of the country.  But anyway, join Jackie and Bert as they discuss the fourth episode of Gordita Chronicles, Season 1 - "In America, We Sleep Over." Listen to Jackie complain about one startling inaccuracy.  Listen to Bert constantly forget everyone's name.  Listen to Jackie's computer make a random sound twice, which we somehow missed during the recording.  Just a reminder that we're professionals.  

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In this episode of America's (second) favorite podcasts, we discuss season 1, episode 3 of HBO Max's new comedia Dominicana 'Gordita Chronicles.' According to Jackie, NOTHING in this episode is false or exaggerated.  That's right.  People really drive like that in Santo Domingo, the Florida education system really is that bad at teaching Sex Ed, and in Miami you really can impersonate a 37 year old war veteran with no repercussions whatsoever.  

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Episode two everybody!  How are you all?  We're great.  We just watched the second episode of this new, awesome, culturally competent, and personally resonant series.  In this episode, we discuss racist teachers, racist bosses, and nail-polish that deforms children.  Also coffee.  There's a whole lot of coffee talk in this one, and you get to learn one, important way that Bert has improved Jackie's life forever and ever.  

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Vintage Jackie and Bert time everyone!  We're going back to episode by episode format, so strap in.  This time, we're reviewing "Gordita Chronicles" on HBO MAX.  It's a sweet little sitcom about a family immigrating to Miami from THE BEST PLACE IN THE WHOLE WORLD (that was Jackie there).  As an added bonus, you'll get approximately 3 hours of Jackie's opinion on "In the Heights."

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We watched all six seasons of Superstore (!!) so now we talk about it. Hope you enjoy!

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