Ali and Brittany roast every band member at a death metal show. Brittany’s trying to slack at soccer practice and ends up running full speed into a pole. Ali sweats like she has something to hide, and forces an audience member into taking off his shirt by calling him names. A boy gets kicked out of a groupchat after telling his aunt to flash the family. Brittany and Ali invent a new type of toilet—with tits! 

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